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NORM SPOTTED IN THE BATHROOM

January 7th 2013 00:50
Australian-born time-waster and dirty-minded old-bag Norm has lambasted claims he is all washed up after he was found in the bathroom with nothing much on.

Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said a holiday maker came across the bag.

"Believe me," the smelly old-bag said, smiling unpleasantly, "I was as surprised as George Michael to find me in the bathroom taking a wash or whatever, but I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body."

''If a man smiled at you in a toilet, you were afraid to smile back in case it was a policeman waiting to arrest you,'' he says.

Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said the "holiday-maker" came across as a bit camp, but also recalled that trying to smile in a toilet was "no picnic".

It is not all bad news for believers.

Norm says that he has just secured, what Jellis Craig calls, "a luxury compound in the heart of vibrant Pakistan just minutes from the toilet" and plans to have a bathroom in every room.

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