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Consumption Malfunction - I find it all so amusing.
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January 22nd 2013 00:52
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HORSE MEAT FOUND IN UK, IRISH BEEF BURGERS
January 16th 2013 01:55
FAST food could be behind surging rates of allergies and asthma among children, an international study has found.
In Ireland, it is not in our culture to eat horse meat and therefore, we do not expect to find it in a burger.
But in truth, Oprah Winfrey needs Lance Armstrong as much as Lance Armstrong needs Oprah Winfrey.
"I came to the conclusion it was not a black bag, but in fact a human being," he told the court.
He has since given a teary apology and says it was a joke, but pages on Twitter and Facebook have been covered in angry comments about how rap is no joke.
The suggestion that his interest in female footwear could have been of a sexual nature, was not unusual, Dr Wilcox observed.
In the past four months alone we’ve had Cameron Diaz bending over in a pair of mesh pants, confirming reports there was smoke in the cockpit.
“We are a global community,” said a spokesperson. “International travel is common, these things spread early and they spread fast.”
In Ireland, it is not in our culture to eat horse meat and therefore, we do not expect to find it in a burger.
But in truth, Oprah Winfrey needs Lance Armstrong as much as Lance Armstrong needs Oprah Winfrey.
"I came to the conclusion it was not a black bag, but in fact a human being," he told the court.
He has since given a teary apology and says it was a joke, but pages on Twitter and Facebook have been covered in angry comments about how rap is no joke.
The suggestion that his interest in female footwear could have been of a sexual nature, was not unusual, Dr Wilcox observed.
In the past four months alone we’ve had Cameron Diaz bending over in a pair of mesh pants, confirming reports there was smoke in the cockpit.
“We are a global community,” said a spokesperson. “International travel is common, these things spread early and they spread fast.”
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Add Comments Hatred of feral cats hides a sinister truth
January 14th 2013 01:48
Queen Elizabeth II gave her grandson Prince William the subsidiary title Baron Carrickfergus when he married Kate Middleton in 2011.
There were rumours about his private life but he batted them away with jokes.
Britain is an old, strong, and independent nation with a significant and sustained belief in its own security.
But Grace Young, author of Stir-Frying to the Sky's Edge, considers that an advantage.
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt said investigations should examine if any NHS employee knew and turned a blind eye.
Laverton Knackery did not wish to comment when contacted on Wednesday.
Belgium was the second country in the world after The Netherlands to legalise euthanasia in 2002.
British police are investigating the stabbing deaths of two men who may have been homeless.
There were rumours about his private life but he batted them away with jokes.
Britain is an old, strong, and independent nation with a significant and sustained belief in its own security.
But Grace Young, author of Stir-Frying to the Sky's Edge, considers that an advantage.
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt said investigations should examine if any NHS employee knew and turned a blind eye.
Laverton Knackery did not wish to comment when contacted on Wednesday.
Belgium was the second country in the world after The Netherlands to legalise euthanasia in 2002.
British police are investigating the stabbing deaths of two men who may have been homeless.
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NORM SPOTTED IN THE BATHROOM
January 7th 2013 00:50
Australian-born time-waster and dirty-minded old-bag Norm has lambasted claims he is all washed up after he was found in the bathroom with nothing much on.
Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said a holiday maker came across the bag.
"Believe me," the smelly old-bag said, smiling unpleasantly, "I was as surprised as George Michael to find me in the bathroom taking a wash or whatever, but I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body."
''If a man smiled at you in a toilet, you were afraid to smile back in case it was a policeman waiting to arrest you,'' he says.
Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said the "holiday-maker" came across as a bit camp, but also recalled that trying to smile in a toilet was "no picnic".
It is not all bad news for believers.
Norm says that he has just secured, what Jellis Craig calls, "a luxury compound in the heart of vibrant Pakistan just minutes from the toilet" and plans to have a bathroom in every room.
Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said a holiday maker came across the bag.
"Believe me," the smelly old-bag said, smiling unpleasantly, "I was as surprised as George Michael to find me in the bathroom taking a wash or whatever, but I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body."
''If a man smiled at you in a toilet, you were afraid to smile back in case it was a policeman waiting to arrest you,'' he says.
Sergeant Gerry Cassidy said the "holiday-maker" came across as a bit camp, but also recalled that trying to smile in a toilet was "no picnic".
It is not all bad news for believers.
Norm says that he has just secured, what Jellis Craig calls, "a luxury compound in the heart of vibrant Pakistan just minutes from the toilet" and plans to have a bathroom in every room.
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Is James Bond a fascist puppet?
December 17th 2012 01:07
"Mr Casey" said horses are skittish at the best of times but animals must always be handled and killed humanely.
And it gets worse.
He "threatened" to dissolve employees in acid, told a woman "a rapist" was waiting for you and said all "women" were dogs who "were" only good for one thing.
"Hang on, a pig just went by," he told reporters at parliament house.
Thankfully, the image of the imperious, sneering Englishman no longer carries the same foreboding power
''We've got bigger fish to fry,'' he said.
Investigators have released an image of a man they would like to speak to about this matter.
And it gets worse.
Patrick will be released mid-2013.
And it gets worse.
He "threatened" to dissolve employees in acid, told a woman "a rapist" was waiting for you and said all "women" were dogs who "were" only good for one thing.
"Hang on, a pig just went by," he told reporters at parliament house.
Thankfully, the image of the imperious, sneering Englishman no longer carries the same foreboding power
''We've got bigger fish to fry,'' he said.
Investigators have released an image of a man they would like to speak to about this matter.
And it gets worse.
Patrick will be released mid-2013.
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Welcome to pseudo-democracy, Facebook-style
December 13th 2012 23:49
Democracy hasn't lasted long on Facebook.
One suggested lowering the age of marriage as a solution.
“You are getting squeezed in all directions,” Henry Harteveldt, a travel industry analyst, told the Globe.
As genocidal mass-murderers go, Jews make pretty good comedians.
He said it sent a message to girls that it was ''OK to lose your virginity at 14 to an older and experienced man who will make you feel like a woman''.
Some Vodafone sales staff took advantage of this to make a higher commission, they said.
Others think it's a bit sad that a bald guy in his 30s is still roaming foreign dance floors searching for his misplaced youth.
''He's not very good at all,'' she said.
"George" concurs.
One suggested lowering the age of marriage as a solution.
“You are getting squeezed in all directions,” Henry Harteveldt, a travel industry analyst, told the Globe.
As genocidal mass-murderers go, Jews make pretty good comedians.
He said it sent a message to girls that it was ''OK to lose your virginity at 14 to an older and experienced man who will make you feel like a woman''.
Some Vodafone sales staff took advantage of this to make a higher commission, they said.
Others think it's a bit sad that a bald guy in his 30s is still roaming foreign dance floors searching for his misplaced youth.
''He's not very good at all,'' she said.
"George" concurs.
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Trusting God as Freedom Fades
December 11th 2012 23:17
Back in 1994, Thomas Sowell made an interesting observation:
About incest, he said: "That's a matter for consenting adults."
As usual the pain has been felt more deeply by small retailers.
They were then given a bowl of soup and told to consume the entire serving.
''They couldn't look, it was just too painful,'' Associate Professor Renz said.
But there was a darker side: The old men scratching their crotches while I performed in skimpy costumes.
So why not enjoy our lives and not be mislead by the fears of others.
"George" concurs.
''It's not rocket science,'' he said.
I would sum it all up by saying: I am a cartoonist.
That's all, folks.
About incest, he said: "That's a matter for consenting adults."
As usual the pain has been felt more deeply by small retailers.
They were then given a bowl of soup and told to consume the entire serving.
''They couldn't look, it was just too painful,'' Associate Professor Renz said.
But there was a darker side: The old men scratching their crotches while I performed in skimpy costumes.
So why not enjoy our lives and not be mislead by the fears of others.
"George" concurs.
''It's not rocket science,'' he said.
I would sum it all up by saying: I am a cartoonist.
That's all, folks.
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Man loses his tongue in fight
December 5th 2012 22:11
A man has had a large part of his tongue removed during an incident in a house in Butler.
New York police spokesman Paul J. Browne said that moments before the episode, witnesses saw a man who was ‘‘talking to himself.’’
An elderly man, sitting nearby with his two dogs, said his walk was cut short by the drama.
"Investigations into whether the incidents were linked is continuing," police said in a statement.
No one is sure where it will all end but one thing is for sure.
I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving.
A movie, too, and then home.
New York police spokesman Paul J. Browne said that moments before the episode, witnesses saw a man who was ‘‘talking to himself.’’
An elderly man, sitting nearby with his two dogs, said his walk was cut short by the drama.
"Investigations into whether the incidents were linked is continuing," police said in a statement.
No one is sure where it will all end but one thing is for sure.
I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving.
A movie, too, and then home.
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