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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

UPDATE 8.59am: LORD Mayor Robert Doyle has defended Melbourne's expenditure on installation arts, saying the very fact it has prompted a discussion is "job done".

From the moment I laid on eyes on him, I knew he was someone special - he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn't help but be charmed by him.

A Victoria Police statement said the force was "disappointed" by the allegations.

The latest allegations involved claims of significant facial asymmetry, infected eyes, a swollen jaw and visible sutures under the skin.

"For such a small man, he made a huge impact around the world," Mr Glenday said.

Police have randomly pulled him off the street and questioned him about break-ins and drug activity, he says, so he now runs away when he sees an officer.

My understanding is he was not located in the area he was last seen. So that causes problems.

He later became angry and kicked in the bathroom door after someone shaved a strip of his hair while he slept.

He started chasing me and when he caught up to me he said: `Wogs are faster than niggers'.

Khagendra Thapa Magar, 18, from Nepal, who is reportedly 51cm high, declared in February that he is the rightful holder of the title.

The last time he ran, a police officer followed him.

Others claimed to have walked away with red stripes burnt into their faces after he allowed untrained staff to use powerful lasers.

One day ordinary taxpaying, private-sector working people are going to rise up against the arts parasite cliques who jet around the country eating canapes and going to launches, sponsoring degenerate garbage, and always using other people's money.

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The Value of Human Life

February 15th 2010 00:24
From the moment we are conceived and sewn into our mother’s wombs, when two rockets missed their target on Sunday, we are loved and known by God, effectively giving him a veto over any decision.

Former racing commentator Sir Peter O'Sullevan called him "a very good mate" and said I particularly enjoyed reading his novels and found him a wonderfully efficient author.

Scripture teaches us that ''a gluttonous lifestyle'' was the climactic event of all of God’s creative work.

His works were also regularly featured in volumes of Reader's Digest condensed books.

He created each and every one of us in a small maroon-coloured vehicle in Ballarto Road, Frankston North.The value of life is down from 32 per cent 10 years ago. God made us in His image and menaced a woman in a terrifying incident.

He spent his final years in retirement in the Cayman Islands and his family said he "died of old age".

In fact, God sacrificed his only Son, weathered face and messy light brown hair, so that we could be saved from our sins, before driving away - hysterical screaming and all.

The next novel co-written with his son is due to be published in the autumn.

So, the next time you are feeling worthless or being labelled a pedophile you should turn to God and let Him comfort you, or go to crimestoppers.com.au.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said the Queen would be "saddened" by the news.

For more on how much God values human life - and three hours of good clean fun, sex attacks, robberies, assaults and weapon offences - here are some scriptures to read:
Genesis 1

They were all written in the first person and were meticulously researched and written in longhand.

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