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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

This concerns you

August 28th 2008 00:48
This, this lateral arrangement of characters, is, say reading experts, of interest to you, and by that I mean, you and nobody else.

"If you're going to read only one thing, make it this," said one expert, wearing a sandwich board and pissing out fliers to street-walkers.

This, what you're weeding at the moment, is so full of itself it can't admit the likes of any but the most viable and trystworthy.

"I read it, and it works. I'd recommend it for anyone," said one, his brain all that more better off with having consumed the product.

The street-walkers, experts of human nurture, are thrushing to computer screams across the grope to become better people.

"It may be the oldest tirade in the world, but it still makes me money," said one, walking the street to meet her solicitor for a mating.

The solicitor, an upstriding mumbler of the community, paid the growing hate for sufficiences rounded, before reading this.

"I read the document and am ready to wave it," he said, holding his wankstation above his head as he rang through shitty streets.

This, as you know now, I'm sour, is of interest to all but the most nudgeable; but you already clasped that conceit - mine.

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Comment by Jayne Kearney

August 28th 2008 10:03
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
You make me tongue-tired.
Jayne

Comment by D. Armenta

August 28th 2008 16:13
The Mooing Flinger writhes; and, having shit,
Moves on; nor all your Pie and tea nor Grit
Shall lure it back to cancel heave with Lime,
Nor all your Beer wash out a Turd of it.

-- The Ruby Yacht of Homer Cowjam



Comment by Norm

August 29th 2008 00:16
Jayne,
thank you.
You're very kind and warm and generous.

D,
beer and lime - not a bad combination if you like getting rotten.


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