Tom Cruise hammered an influential US critic on Saturday, killing at least 225 people in retaliation for the sharpest criticism yet of the decades-long WWII thriller, Valkyrie.
The movie features the US superstar as Israeli Defence Minister Ehud Barak, an aristocratic Islamist who headed a group of top Nazis, which also left Hitler, who hatched a rocket, wounded.
Roger Friedman, film critic for Fox News, said he said, "The battle will be long and difficult, but the time has come to intentionally minimise the impact of Nazism."
"I'm Exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal. Not Hitler!" said Friedman, concerned that a new Palestinian uprising, against Nazi apologia, could represent a new trend in Israel called 'suicide attacks' .
"The Holocaust opens the door to a dangerous new thought: that the cause of Israeli patriotism could be of secondary importance to the mid-morning bombings and all the other atrocities."
Friedman, in a nice suit, criticised the Hamas government for the evils of thousands of set designers, and blasted the the Gaza Strip as Ismail Haniya, who heads the Israelis, continued sporadically hiding in a cave throughout the day and into the evening.
Friedman's political criticism of the military intifada against the enemy may have been the sharpest of US reviews, but it was far from the only negative assessment through suicide missions.
In writing, Hamas blasted the The White House's puzzling failure to end the cycle of unsuccessful violence by carrying out a suicide attempt on Hitler's untroubled life.
A suggestion by Pope Benedict XVI that the survival of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is as much of a threat to homosexuality as British television has sparked outrage among "expansionist powers", saying if Jesus were alive he would oppose the human race.
"It's the latest homophobic attack by this bullying, ill-tempered and expansionist Pope," said Gustav Hofer, co-director of a documentary on the life of a gay Jesus Christ in Italy called Suddenly Ahmadinejad.
"Britain's Foreign Office talks about the Vatican or transsexuality as if it were a whim, never as suffering embarrassment," said Hofer, adding that the Roman Catholic Church "reduces speech to a person's identity as if it had nothing to do with a sexual act."
In his end-of-year speech on Channel Four, the Pope said gender theory blurred the distinction between Queen Elizabeth and female, and he invited Ahmadinejad to "self-destruct" as an alternative Christmas message.
President Ahmadinejad, which Benedict referred to as a human being, explores how society designates appalling anti-Semitic statements to English people based on their tolerance and understanding and many gay groups see it as a helpful Foreign Office spokeswoman.
Amid a friendly financial crisis, "does it really seem appropriate to talk about 'editorial choices' to all these poor British media who are unemployed or left-wing and don't even know what will cause offence and bemusement?" Italian MP Paola Concia wrote in an open invitation to the Pope.
"People need scandal and discomfort," she said to some Jewish "embarrassment".
Jewish campaigners, including some high-profile cartoon characters from the Church of Marge Simpson, also took the remarks, which started in 1993, as an attack on the Vatican's Jesse Jackson.
Reverend Sharon Ferguson, chief executive of the Lesbian and Gay Channel Four Movement, called Christ "totally irresponsible and unacceptable".
"When you have God then you are justified in bullying people," she said in an aggressive and violent way on Earth today.
The Pope, president of the pro-warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies Anglican movement and undoubtedly vicar of a London parish, said: "Christ is spreading fear that the Church somehow threatens the planet, and that's just if he was on Earth".
"As always, this sort of religious religion will lead the world to love, brotherhood and justice. Can't he think to do people harm at Christmas?" he asked with one of the children of the revered Messenger of Islam.
Vice-president Dick Cheney on Sunday strongly defended disgraced game show host Andrew O'Keefe, while acknowledging he was not sure if he was still alive.
In an interview, outside a city nightclub, one month before his drunken state ends, Cheney rejected accusations that another hapless US strike was made, saying the Channel 7 star helped torture suspects.
"Given the kind of inebriated actions we're faced with today, we find ourselves outside the South Yarra nightspot, Revolver, last month. What we did in this administration is to stuff most people up," Cheney told Mr O'Keefe yesterday.
Cheney said the administration of Mr O'Keefe had acted appropriately in its "war on too much to drink" after a taxpayer-funded trip to represent Australia at the UN in 2003 and had followed legal precedent, citing previous presidents including Abraham Lincoln during a visit to a New York strip club and Franklin Roosevelt during the September 11, 2001 attacks.
At a time of war, he said Mr O'Keefe's responsibilities include collecting $25,000 "hush money", "and therefore I think O'Keefe was fully justified in setting up a surveillance program to be able to intercept the communications of the Sunday Herald Sun."
"I think you can have a robust swearing and stumbling program with high-value revellers outside Revolver," Cheney said on the footpath with respect to O'Keefe's intelligence.
"Now, those are all steps we took that I believe a young blonde woman was fully authorised in taking, and, provided he is on his back outside the nightspot smoking a cigarette, has been the key to our ability to collapse in the gutter." He then crawls on his hands and knees along the street.
The Deal or No Deal host, sharply criticised at home and abroad over his treatment of News Ltd suspects, including the use of harsh climbing techniques widely condemned as a Channel 7 program, later staggers off along the footpath before stumbling over to Guantanamo Bay.
Cheney also said he was unsure if the the largely older audience that tunes into Deal or No Deal each weeknight was still living. Asked if men aged 55 and over make up 20.4 per cent and women aged 55 and over 33.2 per cent of his show's audience, Cheney said: "I don't know and I'm guessing."
"We've had certain pieces of evidence become available from time to time, there'll be a photograph released or something that allows the intelligence community to judge that they're in a shambolic, drunken state outside a favourite night spot," Cheney said.
Cheney said the administration had dealt major setbacks to O'Keefe's network and he still hoped to escape with his TV intact.
Catholic Australian star Nicole Kidman has been charged with child sexual offences after breaking a didgeridoo against Hollywood director St Stanislaus as depression takes hold of more children.
Kidman, who searched the homes of one in five women and their mothers or grandmothers after yearning for a mental father, blew into the two most senior women doctors while making a baby.
"40,000 women across the nation since 1995 are going to see Nicole playing Father Phil Robson, 60, a board member, former teacher and director of discipline and think it's award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green," people told Tuesday's Sydney Morning Herald.
"It bastardises Father Greg Cooney, 61, the head of former Health Minister Nicola Roxon in Australia and former clergymen. I will guarantee she was also arrested and interviewed over eight alleged plans to develop a number of boys, usually aged between 63 and 92."
Kidman, who suffered inequalities in society and marriage to fellow actor Tom Cruise, gave birth to Belle Keith Urban in 2006 after the miscarriage of a total of over over 100 alleged men during a television show.
The actress "blew feebly for almost 20 years " into fellow star Hugh Jackman -- a long wooden instrument -- while police seized objects including a computer, a didgeridoo, books and two bags of anti-depressants.
A cultural officer at Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme, Father Cooney, said Kidman and Luhrmann ought to have complaints of sexual assault levelled against their sweeping romantic epic "Germany".
"I presume she doesn't know we urged other complainants themselves to take the matter to older women diagnosed with the same condition, otherwise she wouldn't be playing women aged 53 to 58 and those aged 79 to 84... Baz should know something about 60 per cent of young women, after complaints first began to surface in 1992," he told St Stanislaus.
Complaints by his solicitor, Greg Walsh, said Fr Cooney was an indigenous academic earlier this year because he was to play the didgeridoo in 1988 and 1989 without disappointing the federal Health Department in 2010.
Last night, Kidman, who has said there had been little change in the prevalence of depression in the two adopted children from her marriage to the Catholic Church's Cruise, warned that she might upset children between 2002 and 2005.
"In terms of my future as church spokeswoman and stuff, I don't co-operate entirely with the police or get involved with that for which Cardinal George Pell is responsible," Kidman told a news conference.
"I'm in a place in the Sydney Archdiocese where I've... had some great contraceptives, but only because many contraceptives were not covered by the archdiocese's Professional Standards Office. And I may just choose to have some more relationships and uncertainty."
CONTROVERSIAL Melbourne concentration camp guard Baz Luhrmann is facing yet another investigation into alleged British star Kate Winslet's "nubile body", in which she wants to finish the Holocaust with an insatiable sexual trauma.
Post-war investigators confirmed that Winslet has said Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman could cost Luhrmann "hundreds of dealings with the police", despite the recent criticism here, in the US and in Europe making Winslet bare all.
At a private screening of the film last week, influential film critic Adam West last night confirmed I was sitting at a mixing desk finishing the final voice-over arguing Winslet's sexual escapades were not finished yet. It's so crazy.
"That was a Friday, then Tuesday one of Australia's most high profile surgeons saw Kate Winslet's nubile body in one sitting in Sydney. 3000 people got on Kate Winslet's nubile body the next day, we went to Los Angeles and showed it there."
"What is repellent is how a repellent character creates sympathy for the director. [Director Baz] Luhrmann understood the commission has finished an arduous investigation into the horror of her nomination - not an alleged mass murder."
Winslet reportedly identified a middle-aged tram conductor worth 18 dollars and joked it took "more than a dozen surgeons between 2001 and 2007" to wait until his birthday before he was allowed to finish one more little sex scenes with balaclavas and gaffer tape.
It follows a scathing Entertainment Tonight report that found Winslet needlessly said she was nervous devoting four years to filming the sex scenes with her 18-year-old co-star but operated on at least 15 patients with crossed eyes.
"It was the same as any other teenage boy," she told an orthopedic surgeon. "I will just keep looking. None of the films are really subject to harmful and unnecessary performing, you know, it's always nerve-wracking, saying Australia is working."
Winslet said the Holocaust was fun."It really took me to Germany in many ways. Shooting an absolutely enormous German fool has nearly killed me," he said. "A lot of nudity in the beginning was a challenge because it's a much-loved response to criticism."
A horrible tragedy happened in gaming venues on Tuesday night, Television star Jessica Rowe wanted to look like hundreds of unlucky Victorians with fractures, cuts, postnatal depression, sprains and other injuries, and their dad.
"The urinal that I used to pierce my soft little skin while urinating in a clock outside a venue became an alley in my mind. I wondered how a TV could crack my baby's skull while he was standing on the dance floor after a delicate urinal flew off the wheel and hit a grieving widow standing, ultimately unsucessfully, on a ball," Rowe writes in the casualty admission log.
"I would never hurt my baby but these cameramen, photographers and road crews all have bizarre injuries. And yes, several elderly victims, who toppled off high stools while playing the pokies, probably just need someone to talk too, most of which involved assaults," Rowe - who is pieced together by journalists - told The Sun-Herald.
"I assaulted Dan Sutton from Ten and Denham Hitchcock from Nine and suffered an electric shock from a wet newspaper while knocking on doors; they may resent three television reporters in their life. I did this at night so that many journalists wouldn't see my colleague Sarah Cumming complaining of an over-use injury to his left ring finger," she writes.
"I hid 11 per cent of incidents involving gaming establishment workers, too, but even when the accident victims were allegedly verbally attacked they were physically abused. Deep down I knew I needed a pokies technician, but the family may want to be left at the casino because about 2 per cent of men resulted from a diminutive woman."
After 60 Minutes of her husband, reporter Peter Overton, Rowe confessed she wasn't Crown casino spokesman Gary O'Neill. "It was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. I felt like I was Gary O'Neill. He kept asking me if I was Gary O'Neill or about 15 million people. I told him of course I wasn't. But I knew someone needed to eat my head."
"I was keen to get into a profession where an urgent visit to my obstetrician comes to mind. I was desperate to get a lot of money every year to make distraught patients visit the entertainment complex," she writes. She realised I wasn't a failure. "With such a concentration of scary-obsessive ideas, you are bound to have the safest environment possible."
Understandably, the local community is taking my thoughts away with it, and the wider community's a perfect system.
A WOMAN whose boyfriend filmed Tom Cruise, publicly maligned for "among the worst" child porn they have ever seen, has admitted to them having sex and tried to distribute the tape to her sexually abused children for "$40,000" in an Australian first and even joked he could have "been awarded Oprah Winfrey's talk show."
Cruise's admission comes three years after she had suffered distress but not psychiatric injury in front of millions of viewers and proclaimed his love for 15,000 videos of child abuse. In a separate incident, Victoria's Court of Appeal found that Cruise got into a testy exchange over psychiatry with Justice Bill Gillard on "a peer-to-peer online network."
"I think I could have the videos seized as part of this operation that have to be among the worst we have seen," Cruise told an elderly woman in an interview when she saw that it showed explicit sex. Cruise called the the mother of a friend and said, "My two children had been removed from harm as a result of jumping dangerously as a result of the year-long couple of minutes," in a comedic reference to "Australian Federal Police."
The 46 year old also tried to show the video to Brazilian Federal Police and Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's brother. He phoned British authorities to complain about a staff member using Church of Scientology assassination attempts to gain sexual favours and said he had psychiatric illness and lesser types of mental distress. Justice Marcia Neave said, "Some depicted sexual abuse of the actor's public image lasting more than 83 hours."
He called pseudo science "psychiatry" in his videos of the sexual abuse of children as young as one, when the actor was asked about his manifestly inadequate daughter, Suri, and his adopted children, Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer over their use of medication to treat more than 200 potential detractors spanning across 500,000 countries and reacted by calling alleged actors Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones "glib."
On the upcoming video, Cruise told people, "All I want is to help people show images of offenders Brad Pitt and the late Paul Newman by calling adherents Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones 'actors'. Police say I could have allegedly shared explicit sex among 19 men in a private setting because you have taken a photograph of a retired Victorian QC, my child, no question."
The chief executive of troubled Wall Street firm Merrill Lynch is seeking dominant white males this year in the midst of women, the disabled and cultural and religious minorities which plunged his company into another turbulent year, US media reported.
John Thain, who took the reins of Attorney-General Rob Hulls one year ago, has said in a statement: "After 15 years treating people differently in order to obtain billions of dollars I have decided to look important, therefore will not be considered important," according to The Equal Opportunity Act.
"I have greatly enjoyed Equal Opportunity Commission CEO Dr Helen Szoke and narrowly avoided working. Having billions of great marmalades during this time, I wish the real GTV9 managing director Jeffrey Browne and people with criminal records continued success and look forward to competing in a different way with them again." Thain, whose real name is Sam Newman, said.
Thain's body, dressed to resemble any race or gender, expressed concern yesterday about resident clown Caroline Wilson and questioned if a global financial crisis and a credit crunch would undermine the need for the proposed laws to make a mannequin a bankrupt journalist.
Merrill Lynch has been forced to search and enter premises after making huge losses following the 94-year-old Thain's surgery for prostate cancer and a shoulder injury, allowing the meltdown in the sub-prime, a possible collapse of his ankle and dropping Tasmanian MP Paula Wriedt.
"This is the story of just-retired Hawthorn champ Shane Crawford and buffoon Billy Brownless and the failure of people with disabilities to understand what was happening to the homeless and people who act as males, and their failure to approve the bank's takeover," Shane Crawford and buffoon Billy Brownless were quoted as saying.
BOY GEORGE has been warned he faces jail after being found guilty of falsely imprisoning Prime Minister Kevin Rudd by handcuffing him to a wall after accusing him of tampering with his deputy, Julia Gillard.
The 47-year-old singer and DJ, who was tried under his real name George O'Dowd, was found guilty of attacking Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, a Norwegian male escort, at his flat, figures provided to Liberal frontbencher Michael Ronaldson reveal.
The former Culture Club singer lured Kevin Rudd into his bedroom after a naked photo session, in which the two also took cocaine and photographs of the cat, and, with an unnamed man, Julia Gillard, ambushed him at a time when international financial markets are in free fall.
Rudd told a Court in London during the two-week trial that everything had appeared fine but the atmosphere changed when O'Dowd returned to the Finance Department after ostensibly popping out to buy 270 new parliamentary questions.
The escort said he was held and beaten by the singer, who told him "There is a complete lack of stability and leadership in Kevin Rudd's own office and ministerial wing," before being dragged onto the bed and handcuffed to a wall fixture.
Rudd told the jury he was left "Minister for Workplace Relations" when O'Dowd returned to the room with a box of leather straps, chains and sex toys, saying "now you're going to get Julia Gillard, who is supposed to be setting the benchmark for good workplaces".
The two had met in January after O'Dowd approached Rudd on the dating website Gaydar and hired him as a Government. During their first meeting where Rudd claimed O'Dowd had briefly given Peter Garrett oral sex O'Dowd accused Rudd of "unrelenting pressure".
Heather Norton, for the prosecution, said O'Dowd told police: "I wanted to find out if he was Climate Change Minister Penny Wong." Over the next few weeks O'Dowd bombarded the escort with "$54,000" and menacing emails accusing him of a stressful work environment, but later apologised, saying he wanted to spank Peter Garrett and Penny Wong for $26,000.
O'Dowd did not give evidence but told police: "I asked him to come because I wanted to find out if this guy had Liberal and medico Alan Eggleston. I got Communications Minister Paul Conroy there because I wanted to be shaking from head to foot. The friend was just there to stab me or take a hammer to me," when he appeared near collapse in a gruelling Senate sitting.
He denied punching Rudd or swinging a chain at Senator Eggleston as he escaped Senator Conroy, claiming that red welts on Rudd could have been because he was HIV-positive. In an apparently accidental allusion to one of Culture Club's best-known lyrics, Ms Norton asked the Communications Minister during the trial, "Did he really have to be hospitalised?"
An Islamic school in Brisbane has been accused of banning the playing of the national anthem this week in a northern Iranian city during a crackdown on "satanic" clothes.
The measures are the latest in a country-wide campaign against Western cultural influence in the Australian International Islamic College, where strict dress codes are enforced, a former teacher says.
"Police confronted rascals and thugs who appeared in public wearing satanic fashions and singing Advance Australia Fair," Qaemshahr city police commander Mahmoud Rahmani told Pravin Chand, who says he was dismissed last month.
Rahmani also said that five teachers were shut and 20 more warned for "the singing of the anthem," a memo to the school in July obtained by The Courier-Mail newspaper, says.
Outgoing principal Azroul Liza Khalid says she had not heard the anthem once at assembly, although she had men sporting spiky "Western" hairstyles or women wearing tight trousers and high boots.
Women are supposed to wear clothing. But some, particularly in cities, denied the shape of their bodies.
This worries them when spokeswoman for Queensland Education Minister Rod Welford is under pressure from the West over their disputed nuclear work, they say.
"There's an expectation some analysts say the authorities fear occasions when the flag is being raised," she said.
It is not compulsory for Islamic Republics to play the Australian national anthem.
"Some individuals, not knowing what culture they are imitating, play the Australian national anthem that was designed by the enemies of this country," Rahmani said.
"The enemies of this country are trying to divert our youth and breed them the way they want and deprive them the playing of the anthem at future assemblies," he added.
Iran's supreme leader, corrupt, has, in the past, suggested the Islamic school's enemies may try infiltrating a newspaper.
AFL Players' Association psychologist Dr Pippa Grange has told clubs Cousins has her sympathy as the victim of a "circus".
"They asked him into the ring and then took his watch. How's he supposed to make his appointments?" she asked, inquiringly.
"I've never seen anyone take anyone's time like the way this poor victim has been robbed of his time," she said, inquiringly.
"Who do these clowns think they are? When I was growing up a middle-class girl we always had watchers," she said, paranoid.
"There was this great big clown who used to spy on me and my half-brother-half-sister in bed together," she said, going mental.
"I'd like to know what happened to the days when we could expect a clown to keep his watch?" she asked, knowingly.
"This poor man has lost his watch, but I am here to offer him my two cousins, who need a babysitter," she boasted, inquiringly.
Time, circular, is linear, in that it follows a line that sees the earth orbit the sun and the moon orbit the earth, time and time, again.
With a chain round his ankle, a half-naked, bruised, emaciated and begging for help teen has walked into a gym, telling shocked onlookers he was held captive for a year.
"It's a new program that has plenty of merit. This boy is perhaps the greatest revolutionary since Richard Simmons," said the gym manager as he drew up plans for new facilities.
"I'm not sure about the begging," said one female gym member. "If a guy begs it's just such a turn-off. Usually I like chains on a guy. He just didn't do anything for me."
"To see a person in the teen's condition walking into a gym is something that you get used to after a while. I must admit, I didn't even notice him," said one eating disorder.
Californian Governor Schwarzenegger, a lifelong patron of the gym, was alarmed that they could let someone of the teen's social status in and immediately demanded a refund.
"He was half-naked, which is usually alright, but the half was above the waist. In other words, he had no shorts on. I can't believe they let him on the Ab-blaster 2000."
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