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Consumption Malfunction - September 2009

   


Berlusconi calls Obama 'tanned' again

September 28th 2009 02:53
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Bin Laden warns Europe of retaliation

September 26th 2009 01:33
   


   


Climate failure could end in war: expert

September 23rd 2009 00:01
   


Paedophiles behind face of respectability

September 21st 2009 00:18
   


Prison is driving me insane: Spector

September 19th 2009 23:46
   


   


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Bush released from jail

September 16th 2009 00:07
   


Man drove to police after stabbing

September 13th 2009 23:04
   


Publisher: Time to pay up, Google

September 11th 2009 23:05
   


Bert invigorated by Wicked's young cast

September 10th 2009 22:29
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Govt website hacks are juvenile: Conroy

September 10th 2009 02:16
Communications Minister Stephen Conroy has described an attack on federal government websites as "juvenile".

He strangled his wife before dumping her naked body in a car outside their Auckland home.

"Even the AIDS campaigns that were run many years ago ... changed culture; what we need to do with the internet environment is to include imagery of child sexual abuse, rape and bestiality," he said.

"And on top of that, we are now among the most obese nations in the world."

The "suspect" stabbed to death his 17-year-old divorced sister with a kitchen knife because he claimed she beat their mother and that she was mean and knew many men, a police spokesman said.

A spokesman for Communications Minister Stephen Conroy said he had received reports of the hack but could not confirm whether the attack had been successful.

He has already disappointed his liberal supporters by backing off early from the idea of government.

"That sort of thing is just juvenile," he said as he rushed past reporters on the way into Parliament House on Thursday.

He then unveiled new iPod features and colors, including adding a video camera to the iPod nano, as well as price cuts for other models, ahead of the crucial holiday season.

The spokesman said that while his PC was not displaying any symptoms of the virus, the owner requested further spread of the virus, which can be transmitted to humans.

But a further 7.6 per cent of men and 10.1 per cent of women reported a previous case of the infection, which can have no symptoms but cause infertility if not treated over the longer term.

As well as stipulating that all children up to age seven are appropriately restrained, new regulations will guide parents and carers in the selection of the best type of child.

A spokesman for the Prime Minister refused to comment on the attacks.

"The campaign that they're mounting is erroneous and misinformed,'' he said.

The campaign, which also features Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein, was organised with AIDS awareness group Regenbogen eV ahead of World AIDS Day on December 1.
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President Barack Obama had a blunt status update for America's permanently wired youth on Tuesday: your Facebook postings could come back to haunt you.

''They get out of sight … [and] most of them have a toilet roll tucked away,'' he told journalists in Darwin. ''They're shitting on a sacred site.''

He said workers, especially young staff, needed to be properly trained to operate nail guns, which have sensitive triggers that can be easily activated.

"This is indoctrination, pure and simple, into the cult of Barack Obama, and we are opposed to that," he said.

The President did win support from the Republican side of the aisle, as former first lady Laura Bush backed his right, as head of state, to be a woman.

She did not require medical treatment, The Daily Telegraph reports.

Her family is of Polish origin, a country where many of the worst Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, were located.

"It's amazing how, in order to accept her, we have to turn her into our stereotypical image of what a woman should be," Colleen Lowe Morna of the advocacy group Gender Links said in The Times newspaper.

"One day I'd like to move to the country and spend my days making jam and baking cakes," she said.

Two years later, still posing as a woman, he set a new world high jump record for women of 1.70m - but was disqualified after a doctor discovered that he had strapped up his genitals.

Stun guns, cannabis, ecstasy, pills, a large sum of cash and a handgun and ammunition were seized, police said.

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Man charged with taking photos up skirts

September 6th 2009 00:00
The extraordinary technology takes pictures filmed by a tiny camera and turns the information into electrical pulses which can be felt on the tongue.

Police have charged a man who allegedly took photos up the skirts of girls in a shopping centre at Chatswood in Sydney's north.

The Cronulla blonde toughed it out with a bad back for a swim and summer wear shoot with photographer Nick Leary in this month's Cosmopolitan, out Monday, and getting through the shoot was a stretch.

Earlier he claimed that Hilton was hazy on child pornography, writing, “Clearly Perez Hilton isn’t taking violating child pornography laws very seriously. He might not but there are a lot of people who do!”

The former Westlife singer, now engaged to Goodrem, was speaking for the first time since former wife Kerry Katona was engulfed by a drugs scandal.

"She was such a trouper. She had injured her back a few days before the shoot and even had to get her hair and makeup done lying down," said fashion editor Nicole Adolphe.

Police charged the man with two counts of filming a person's private parts without consent.

The video showed the man putting on her knickers and performing a sex act.

He also loved Harry Potter, Sara Lee deserts and sticky date pudding.

Scientists say learning to picture images felt on the tongue is similar to learning to ride a bike.

Counsellors at the Mount Druitt branch of the renowned Ted Noffs Foundation say the disturbing practice is becoming a trend.

Sources said that police had recovered a haul of underwear.

It then cuts to a nighttime scene with the man drop-kicking an animal into the street, killing it.






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KERRI-ANNE Kennerley will be the first of Channel 9's stars to front the network's razor gang as it tries to claw back $20 million.

A chunk of debris from a portion of a European rocket – the Ariane 5, launched more than three years ago – is threatening to pass dangerously close by the station.

KERRI-ANNE's mother, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, was reportedly drinking coffee and looking out the window.

It was dubbed "Hot Coffee" after the women's invitation to come inside for a "cup of coffee".

Despite the overwhelmingly positive response, she has admitted that seeing her small roll of flesh made her cringe.

Fred DeNegri of Ormond Beach told CNN television that he was taken aback by the "disgusting" blob he was not expecting in his drink.

He died minutes later while still in handcuffs.

"What we're seeing right now are the signs of cannibalism," said Alan McConnachie of the Herzberg Institute of Astrophysics in Victoria, British Columbia.

He thinks he is God's gift to men and he can do anything he wants.

But during a recent interview with shock jock Howard Stern, Inglourious Basterds director Tarantino revealed he’d smoked hash with Pitt when he traveled to France to convince him to.

He then said: "He wants me to pick up boys when we are out and have a threesome", adding he did not want to do that.

He had "homicidal urges" and wanted to bash someone in the head with half a brick.

"Over 30 million male chicks meet their fate this way each year at this facility."

A review, to be released today and obtained exclusively by The Australian, marks the first time an Australian authority has recognised the possibility.





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Dirty layers hid painting's penis

September 3rd 2009 01:14
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US couple wanted to adopt boy as servant

September 2nd 2009 00:27
AN Indian court has rejected an American couple's bid to adopt a mentally challenged child on the grounds that they intended to use him as "domestic help", a report said.

Last night Mr Della Bosca said: "I'm not commenting on my marriage or any other personal matters."

Too cold, wet and troubled to sleep, he fantasised about the pizza he hoped to eat.

Last night, he and his wife remained in jail after pleading not guilty on Friday to 29 counts, including forcible abduction, rape and false imprisonment.

Opposition Leader Barry O'Farrell has said the latest scandal shows a State Government out of control.

The convicted sex offender would trawl the suburbs and peer through windows at naked women, according to official records.

He has said Mr Rees needs to call an early election.

His son is suspected of murdering a 15-year-old girl and 10 prostitutes close to a factory where he used to work.

During his trial, he admitted using LSD as a sex stimulant, that he had bondage fantasies and that he frequently masturbated in public places including drive-in cinemas and near schools.

Propped up in a hospital bed last night - covered in scratches and bruises and with a sprained right ankle - Ms Whinnett, a journalist, finally delivered the pizza he had dreamed of.

She said Mr Della Bosca then gave her a tour before taking her to his office where, she says, they had sex on a couch.

Kidman's US representative rubbished the reports, saying the article was "entirely made up".

At no time did I breach my duties as a Minister or Member of Parliament.
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