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Consumption Malfunction - November 2011

STATION OWNERS FINED OVER BULL CATCHER DEATH

November 30th 2011 21:53
A Melbourne teacher got a nasty shock today when she was struck by lightning in front of her students.

"The strike is not going to achieve anything, it's not going to change anything," the Chancellor of the Exchequer told BBC TV.

He and his two daughters live in a cave.

"I believe in the biblical understanding of marriage," he told parliament.

The crab's eyes are located on stalks two centimetres above its head, which means the crab cannot distinguish the shapes of potential predators such as birds.

A woman executive is facing a jail sentence after she admitted groping a male flight steward while drunk on a plane.

"I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman," she told parliament.

Despite volatile market conditions and a shaky global economy, Australia's CEO salaries keep on getting bigger.

The only people charged with crimes so far are former News of the World reporter Clive Goodman and private investigator Glenn Mulcaire, who were jailed in 2007 for hacking into the voicemails of royal aides.

The owners were fined $55,000.

So, I pulled out the carrot, mixed everything up and then put the dish into what I thought was my pre-heated oven.

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FATHER CHARGED WITH WASHING MACHINE DEATH

November 29th 2011 03:01
The inquiry was launched by David Cameron in July amid the furore over the phone-hacking scandal at the News of the World.

He also argued some evidence should not have been allowed at his trial and that he was provoked.

"If the mission was to murder Toby Mitchell, it was spectacularly unsuccessful," he said.

He was not seriously injured, but Detective Mick Stoltenberg says it is a shocking incident.

Media reports say the pair were previously in a relationship and had a history of domestic violence.

"It's very much the wild west when you start looking at things like this," he said.

And for those who want a bottom like Scherzinger, the Hollywood hard body recently revealed her secrets.

She has also described the church's leader David Miscavige as a psychopath and says he should be put on trial.

Remember his role is to deceive all people into thinking he is the Lord Jesus.

"If next week Europe blows up we would have to throw a sudden u-turn in Australia's budget," he said.

Pakistan has said the attack was an unprovoked assault and has said it reserves the right to retaliate.

Then your enemies would learn the reason for your fame!

One man has been arrested.


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PRINCE WILLIAM IN SEA RESCUE MISSION

November 28th 2011 00:06
"You've got the perfect storm here. You've got the immature teenage brain with the technology which is in the moment and of the moment," he said.

Minogue was famously dubbed a 'singing budgie' when she launched a music career on the back of her popularity in Neighbours almost 25 years ago.

"We kept approaching the crabs with these balls multiple times and we actually noticed that less ... crabs would respond," she said.

She said: "I just have to think, Patrick must have needed his horse."

Police advised the couple to be more careful when having sex in the future.

"I just can't understand how anybody could do that," said Santiago Valdez, the boy's great-grandfather.

Prime Minister Francois Fillon said "we must clarify possible malfunctioning of the penal system" and make prevention of repeat offences "an absolute priority".

The 31-year-old forklift mechanic says he has spent $80,000 in an unsuccessful bid to gain visitation to his children.

"These sorts of events have been happening for most of the lifetime of the Earth, about 4.5 billion years," Fisher said.

If you read through scripture you will know that this couldn't be further from the truth.
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Australia's Highest Paid CEO

November 25th 2011 00:09
Authorities have described the man as Caucasian, with black hair and wearing a shirt depicting Las Vegas and playing cards.

Assistant District Attorney Dawn Ferguson told the Boston Herald: "Charles Nowden was a career cargo thief who needed to be brought to justice."

He told the UK’s Sun newspaper: “She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own — but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again."

In another case, a journalist pretending to be from the tax office called her husband and got him to disclose his salary and address.

"We have to broaden our search as much as possible until we can identify who this individual may be," he said.

The Supreme Court heard she was strangled with electrical cord, slashed with broken glass and beaten.

With a lei wrapped around her neck and her skin decorated with henna tattoos, Scherzinger turns her bare back to the camera.

But defence barrister Jack Pappas told the jury the video shows no genitalia and is the sort of thing you might see on SBS late at night.

He told the UK’s Sun newspaper: “She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own — but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again."

It appears that dropping the occasional F-bomb after some kind of physical discomfort, like a knock to the head or a banging of an elbow, is actually therapeutic.

Two other Kurdish asylum seekers allegedly overdosed and were taken to hospital.

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LATEST TEEN FACEBOOK CRAZE DESCRIBED AS 'HAVEN FOR PEDOPHILES'

November 23rd 2011 00:25
Nick Theodorakopoulos from Lucky Charm news agency in the Galleries Victoria in Sydney's CBD says it's "extremely exciting."

However, those employed by the Department of Environment and Conservation have been told to apply in writing before taking part in such activity.

Prime Minister John Key said he didn't failed to stem the brain drain across the Tasman - and the plan hadn't been abandoned.

"We found that 84 per cent of all connections are between users in the same country," they said.

Detective Superintendent Charlie Carver says illicit drugs are dangerous, regardless of the amount taken, and the public needs to be mindful of the consequences.

Last year, 2433 people died in coal mining accidents in the country, according to official statistics -- a rate of more than six workers per day.

It’s believed Queensland police are monitoring the trend.

A man was arrested on Tuesday afternoon and taken to Burwood Police Station.

Oneal Ron Morris - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - was arrested on Friday after nearly a year of being sought and charged with practicing medicine without a licence with serious bodily injury.

But he developed an illness and was then taken to hospital.
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BOY FACES HEART ATTACK IF HE LAUGHS

November 22nd 2011 03:54
He was forced to seek treatment after a blow-up with his former girlfriend and actor Rachael Taylor in a Rome hotel room led to legal action.

She underwent a face and double hand transplant in May, but the hands failed to thrive because of complications and were removed.

Another colleague Jessica Ptrzywalski received serious lacerations when she was hit in the face with a bottle.

"The country wants to turn the page and start again," he added.

Yesterday, the court was told it was a classic case of mistaken identity.

Newtown says he is now well on the road to recovery and wants to act again.

Her burned body was found after she was raped and murdered in what the prosecutor said was "an extremely violent and brutal way".

I was a walking time bomb, he said.

The problem comes from faulty electric signals in the part of the heart chamber known as the ventricles.

A computer-controlled pump slowly feeds carbon monoxide into the chamber once it's sealed, and an operator presses a button.

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SHOCKING VIDEO SHOWS POLICE PEPPER-SPRAYING OCCUPY PROTESTERS

November 21st 2011 04:30
The footage showed chicks having the tips of their beaks being burned off by a machine and then tossed into cages along with images of barely identifiable corpses of birds that were left to rot in cages.

The incident has sparked outrage online as students and staff at the school call for Chancellor 'Linda Katehi' to resign over her gross failure of leadership.

Her mother eventually took her to another hospital, where alarmed doctors pressed her for information.

Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tyre sealant.

Astronomers at the Clay Center Observatory in Brookline, Massachusetts, are training their 25-inch (64-centimeter) telescope to capture images of it.

It also showed unwanted chicks left to die in plastic bags, birds mangled by the bars of overcrowded cages and a chick flapping its gums in distress as a plant worker swung the creature on a rope in a wide circle.

"But they were living in a harsh environment, so perhaps mortality rates were high. The evidence suggests they may have been overrun by migrating dunes during a sandstorm," she adds.

Morgan told the Times she could sympathise, but was confident her presentation to the students was valuable.

She then allegedly stabbed Mr (Mr) Spann in the back as he tried to carry Ms Moore from the house, police said.


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CROWD CHEERS AS BERLUSCONI QUITS POWER IN EUROZONE CRISIS

November 19th 2011 03:34
"He spoke his mind frankly and while one didn't necessarily always have to agree, you always respected what he had to say," he added.

"It's a terrible tragedy," said Opposition Leader Tony Abbott.

As they got deeper into the woods, he heard what sounded like a gun being cocked and turned around to see a gun pointed at his head.

"It would be bewildering, frightening and people may regress in their behaviour," said Professor Henry Brodaty, of the Dementia Collaborative Research Centre at the University of NSW.

He also slit the throats of two cats.

The man has been described as Caucasian, young in age, with short hair and of neat appearance.

Another monkey then joined the fray, biting down on his shoulder, all while horrified tourists watched on.

He says a large-sample study found that the gene is carried by around 200,000 Australians.

They'll also present the People's Choice and Children's Choice awards.

No attorney was listed for Norman, whose age was listed as 42 in jail records.

One ended up buried in a shallow grave while the other managed to escape and hide in the woods.

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PIPPA MIDDLETON BREAKS UP WITH BOYFRIEND?

November 12th 2011 08:21
"The era of the tyrant left many wounds, but it is time to patch up those wounds and open a new chapter," he said.

In the first chapter, the colonel describes "the story of a man's life and the story of the food he's cooked and eaten."

Then is due to face court on December 12 and faces up to four years in prison.

Middleton is in no rush to find a new boyfriend, friends say.

He was found to be in possession of four small clear plastic bags of cocaine.

In a second incident, a woman in her 40s was stabbed in the back on Manchkunchan Street, Pormpuraaw, at 8am on Saturday.

Colonel Abdelmottaleb Miled said "we want a national army that defends the constitution, the borders of the state, a civil state. We are against extremism".

Also included are the colonel's recipes for casseroles, omelets, pancakes, and pies that reflect his love for "old-time country and farm cooking".

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Madonna furious over online leak

November 11th 2011 01:11
In Indonesia, people who are considered drug addicts are often treated more leniently by the courts.

Trade Minister Craig Emerson also would not comment on the issue when asked on Sky News.

It could have been much worse, Samantha said, if her 20-month-old son Jack had been in the backyard.

He also poured bleach on her body as an attempt to hide the evidence, and then lit her apartment on fire.

The incident was captured on CCTV outside the Camden Arms pub in Ramsgate, Kent, and sent to police and the RSPCA by the hotel landlord.

To help her communicate with her parents and older brother Noah, she learnt sign language and mouthed words.

"I find it a very strange decision," she said.

Federal cabinet minister Tony Burke would not confirm or deny the report.

Police found him walking with another woman near the Colorado State University campus in July and arrested him.

However many couples believe they've found 'the one' when it comes finding a date to get hitched.

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LINK BETWEEN ALCOHOL, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

November 9th 2011 00:15
Authorities are hoping the ability to declare any house in Western Australia an alcohol-free zone will lead to a reduction in domestic violence.

A prostitute whose body was cut up with a power saw had said she was "scared stiff" of her boyfriend, who had bound and gagged her, a Sydney jury has been told.

The human body mostly consists of a head, neck, torso, two arms and two legs, as well as numerous internal organ groups such as respiratory, circulatory and a central nervous system.

"That's very welcome news indeed," Mr Griffiths said.

He said special forces could be shifted to hotspots near Kabul and in Kandahar to take on insurgents based there.

The man was taken to hospital at Scottsdale where a blood sample was taken, because police say the man was incapable of providing a sample of his bath for analysis.

A mouthwash of wine and herbs was one recommended way of solving the problem.

The Ted Noffs Foundation, which provides support for drug-and alcohol-dependent youths, said booze had more of an effect on mental health "than all the illicit drugs combined".

Forums will be held later this month as part of a review of child-sex offender sentencing in Queensland.

"This is naked, partisan political advertising," opposition climate action spokesman Greg Hunt told ABC Television.

What he failed to mention, according to police, was that he had dug up 29 bodies and taken them back to his apartment, where he dressed them in women's clothes scavenged from graves and then put them on display.

The discovery was made by Italian art historian Chiara Frugone.

"I lost my sleep, I use every day three sleeping tablets, every day, every day but our memories lost," he said.

Cheese is the most stolen food in the world, according to a new market research.
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GOVERNMENT PLANS PUBLIC SEX OFFENDER REGISTER

November 6th 2011 02:09
Passengers on a packed London train were stunned when their evening commute was interrupted by a musical marriage proposal.

Law Society of WA president Hylton Quai, has described the proposal as a "retrograde and dangerous step" that could encourage vigilante behaviour.

Around 35 people were believed to have been injured, he said.

But with British conservative prime minister David Cameron supporting gay marriage, Mr Turnbull said public opinion in Australia was changing.

"This is just business as usual for the people smugglers who have been reinvigorated under Labor's border protection chaos," he said.

Mr Turnbull also complimented Mr Abbott on how he looked in a swimming costume.

He needed emergency surgery to re-attach his genitals.

Police say the two offenders are aged in their late 20s with a solid build and are believed to be of Indian nationality.

However, the couple deny they are neo-Nazi supporters.

Mr Finkelstein has already written to all newspaper and online media editors, asking whether they believe their publications have an obligation to deliver accurate reporting.

"Rubbish that is mounting up will stink and become very, very putrid and probably a hazard to health," he said.

The body has not yet been identified.
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Carpark beheading for 'sorcerer'

November 1st 2011 10:18
Similar practices existed in some pre-modern Central European societies when a woman who was engaged to be married died before the wedding.

When the crowd called on Mr Rudd to sing he responded: "I sing like a cow."

In fact the word cattle is the Old Norman variant of Old French chatel (derived from Latin capitalis, "of the head").

Mr Packer has told Fairfax radio the accusations are wrong and hurtful.

He said the gas chamber is a stainless-steel box roughly the size of a pickup truck bed, and dogs are put into the chamber about seven or eight at a time.

They're mostly from Iran and Afghanistan.

In 1981, Rudd married Thérèse Rein whom he had met at a gathering of the Australian Student Christian Movement during his university years.

She paid for roughly $50 dollars worth of groceries but forgot about the two sandwiches, valued at $5 each, according to Safeway.

Other products include leather and dung for manure or fuel.

They're mostly from Iran and Afghanistan.

But when he came home again about 11:30pm (AEDT) he found his wife dead with head injuries on their bedroom floor, with her hands and feet tied.

He cites Dietrich Bonhoeffer as a personal inspiration in this regard.

He was hit with a baseball bat and suffered two broken ribs, fractured vertebrae, a fracture to his forearm, and cuts to his head.

However, this only happens in 5-31% of cases.

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