9/11 trial for Guantanamo mastermind
April 5th 2011 00:17
Dick Cheney, as souless as he is damned for all eternity, is set to face the music of Neil Diamond for his crimes against humility.
Don McLean, who bombarded the airwaves with a sound so plain it's enough to make you tear your ears out, is also sadly lacking.
His epic American Pie has been judged by good judges as the wrongest song in human history and as such takes no liberties.
Liberty, the thing that should be taken when giving voice to the release of a recording, has a statute in her honour.
Dick Cheney, a hare-brained schemer if ever there is one, has maintained his freedom from lice from the day he started losing it.
Neil Diamond, as wet as he is limp, is hanging on to his hair for grim death and has vowed to not let go until they fall out completely.
Humility, as absent in our readers as it is present in insects, has a statue in her honour made famously minute by Willard Wigan.
Don McLean, who bombarded the airwaves with a sound so plain it's enough to make you tear your ears out, is also sadly lacking.
His epic American Pie has been judged by good judges as the wrongest song in human history and as such takes no liberties.
Liberty, the thing that should be taken when giving voice to the release of a recording, has a statute in her honour.
Dick Cheney, a hare-brained schemer if ever there is one, has maintained his freedom from lice from the day he started losing it.
Neil Diamond, as wet as he is limp, is hanging on to his hair for grim death and has vowed to not let go until they fall out completely.
Humility, as absent in our readers as it is present in insects, has a statue in her honour made famously minute by Willard Wigan.
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