A Case Of Sour Grapes: Orble's Anti-Melbourne Bias Goes Under The Spotlight
June 21st 2010 00:59
An embattled and embittered typist has revealed a stunning anti-Melbourne bias on the soap-box he is standing on.
Known only as Norm, and possibly residing in Australia's finest city - a city which shits over all others, has obtained documentary evidence to support his potentially silly claims.
"I have, in a folder marked 'Spam', the evidence of Orble's shamelessly anti-Melbourne agenda," Norm, speaking through a hole in his head, told the last person to see him alive.
"If you are reading this," he told executors to his estate, "I am probably dead or in hiding or both or none or all three or alive and well and not living in Melbourne."
Norm, possibly from Melbourne originally, then went on to expose the "Top Writers" of Orble who name Melbourne as their favourite holiday destination.
1) 14638 charles
2) 14032 Ian
3) 5742 Jack
4) 5248 Cibbuano
5) 5061 Bryn
6) 4111 ZPages
7) 3391 Raoul Duke
8) 3161 Morgan Bell
9) 2921 MelissaA
10) 2796 Journeywoman
11) 2502 Tyronne
12) 2350 Arnold
13) 2232 Oracle of Delphi
14) 2200 Whitney
15) 1628 Matt Shea
16) 1585 Jason King
17) 1561 JohnDoe
18) 1454 katyzzz
19) 1415 Scarlett
20) 1381 Dexter
Many of the "Top Writers" refused to be drawn on whether they think Sydney has better weather than Melbourne, but one thing is for sure: it doesn't.
Known only as Norm, and possibly residing in Australia's finest city - a city which shits over all others, has obtained documentary evidence to support his potentially silly claims.
"I have, in a folder marked 'Spam', the evidence of Orble's shamelessly anti-Melbourne agenda," Norm, speaking through a hole in his head, told the last person to see him alive.
"If you are reading this," he told executors to his estate, "I am probably dead or in hiding or both or none or all three or alive and well and not living in Melbourne."
Norm, possibly from Melbourne originally, then went on to expose the "Top Writers" of Orble who name Melbourne as their favourite holiday destination.
1) 14638 charles
2) 14032 Ian
3) 5742 Jack
4) 5248 Cibbuano
5) 5061 Bryn
6) 4111 ZPages
7) 3391 Raoul Duke
8) 3161 Morgan Bell
9) 2921 MelissaA
10) 2796 Journeywoman
11) 2502 Tyronne
12) 2350 Arnold
13) 2232 Oracle of Delphi
14) 2200 Whitney
15) 1628 Matt Shea
16) 1585 Jason King
17) 1561 JohnDoe
18) 1454 katyzzz
19) 1415 Scarlett
20) 1381 Dexter
Many of the "Top Writers" refused to be drawn on whether they think Sydney has better weather than Melbourne, but one thing is for sure: it doesn't.
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