A Special Message: I'm not an Attention-slut
October 19th 2008 22:18
Norm, the moist sought over arsehole on the face of God's greedy Earth, has revealed to his boyfriend that he is secretly gay and, seeing another woman, with whom he's engaged in mutual masturbation with.
"It's like wedded bliss, but we're more engaged in it," the gingerly-walking weirdo told a complete stranger on the train, who was wearing a white crumpled business shirt and a pair of socks with a wry smile.
Norm's boyfriend, caught mapping by the whole sordid affair, has been caught with his pants down his throat for not the first time in a short time, and has gone looking for the object of his desire: 'these gorgeous drapes'.
"When I get my hands on him," the spurned lover, openly gaily admitted, "I'm going to cut his hair to make it look messy!" the total bitch and a bit of a letdown in the sack, always nagging, jealous and possessive, shrieked.
"I'm a bit of a wiz with a pair of snippers but you should see me giving a blow-wave," the decidely camp, but not really my type, exiter said, carrying his arse, a little bit on the saggy side and not very tight at all, out the door.
"You're not are you? Gay, I mean," Norm's bumbuddy, giving him one all mighty rogering in the bottom, said, unaware that Norm, a bit on the effeminate side, is actually a bit of a lady-man, ladies and ginnies.
"He plays with his arsehole in the shower," his ladyfriend, a mouthful of carpet, revealed to the train-driver, "He's always dropping the soap in it," she said over the speakers, as the train, in a tunnel, went towards the light.
"It's like wedded bliss, but we're more engaged in it," the gingerly-walking weirdo told a complete stranger on the train, who was wearing a white crumpled business shirt and a pair of socks with a wry smile.
Norm's boyfriend, caught mapping by the whole sordid affair, has been caught with his pants down his throat for not the first time in a short time, and has gone looking for the object of his desire: 'these gorgeous drapes'.
"When I get my hands on him," the spurned lover, openly gaily admitted, "I'm going to cut his hair to make it look messy!" the total bitch and a bit of a letdown in the sack, always nagging, jealous and possessive, shrieked.
"I'm a bit of a wiz with a pair of snippers but you should see me giving a blow-wave," the decidely camp, but not really my type, exiter said, carrying his arse, a little bit on the saggy side and not very tight at all, out the door.
"You're not are you? Gay, I mean," Norm's bumbuddy, giving him one all mighty rogering in the bottom, said, unaware that Norm, a bit on the effeminate side, is actually a bit of a lady-man, ladies and ginnies.
"He plays with his arsehole in the shower," his ladyfriend, a mouthful of carpet, revealed to the train-driver, "He's always dropping the soap in it," she said over the speakers, as the train, in a tunnel, went towards the light.
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Normish is very infectious.
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well this confirms you watched the music clip!
what a lovely description!
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Morg, I thought the video was pretty funny stuff. That chappy has talents. My, yes. I meant to say 'total betch'.
Troy, am not.
You are!
Jayne, I want to have your baby.
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Very Fell-esque (-atio or -ini, take your pick)
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Of course you do.
Just make sure you tell it that a sentence is the wrong thing to end a proposition with.
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In that case, I'll rope the sumbitch and wear it around my neck, like the American cowboy that I am.
I'll be a Rexona wrangler.
A Palmolive puncher.
YEEEEEEHAwwwwwww, git along lvory!
Soap on a rope means a lot less saddlesores.
Eeyew. I just grossed myself out.
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Not that my dream has anything to do with this post, but good pyschiatrists are so hard to find.
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Champs, can you watch my stuff for me?
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D, just talk amongst yourselves.
damian, got talent? Yep.
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I'm 5 feet, 9 inches tall--living proof that shit can, indeed, be stacked that high.
Sorry bout that whole side comment thing...I get all bubbly when it comes to soap issues.
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Jayne, let's say we found him in the cabbages.
D, I'll have what she's having.
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