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Adolf Hitler used as face of AIDS in German ad

September 7th 2009 02:10
A STEAMY new AIDS awareness advert shows an Adolf Hitler lookalike having sex.

He claimed to specialise in massage, spiritual healing, kinesiology lymphatic drainage and somatic therapy.

Before his death he claimed he was in possession of a tape which allegedly implicates New South Wales Labor politicians in corruption.

"They can put me in high heels and a ballerina dress for all I care because the reason was the money," he said.

And in a brave personal account she tells of the moment she realised her suicide attempt had failed.

The controversial footage - to be shown on TV and in cinemas - is aimed at shocking the public out of complacency over the sudden death cha cha.

He danced a rumba and a freestyle to his new song Ready For Love, and was complemented for his heartfelt style.

For rookie astronauts flying aboard the International Space Station, the food is good, the rocket thrusters are loud and there's an odd tang in the air - apparently from Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein lookalikes en flagrante.

Comment was being sought from the Catholic Church.

Parents ARE sedating children with cannabis and even heroin, it has been claimed.

Current drugs can only delay the symptoms endured by patients who lose their memories, the ability to find their way around and to care for themselves.

They also delivered a $5 million treadmill named after comedian Stephen Colbert.







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Comment by Morgan Bell

September 7th 2009 02:49
Hitler as part of the NSW Labor Party, i could believe that

Comment by Norm

September 7th 2009 03:01
I think he might find it all a bit too treacherous.

Comment by Norm

September 7th 2009 03:08

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 7th 2009 04:19
its ok, hes only worried about Tom Cruise

Comment by Dianna G

September 7th 2009 07:08
Norm,

*Hysterical laughter*

Man, an ad like that would make me... well, with my luck I'd see it while I was taking a sip of something and choke.

I didn't know that there WERE treadmills that cost five mil...

~Dianna

Comment by Norm

September 8th 2009 00:45
I reckon Tricky Dicky should be the face of Genital Warts. Honest John Howard should lend his to that one where it just falls off, testicular cancer.

John and Janette Howard's kitchen.

John (making custard): That's why I check for lumps every time.

Janette (making tea): One lump, or two, dear?

Cut to Janette wheeling John in a wheelchair toward the camera.

John (proudly): White with one.

Cut to a jar of pickled onions.

John is running naked on a treadmill in space, bouncing a ball in a hessian sack off his chin.


Comment by Morgan Bell

September 8th 2009 05:36
you should write for Today Tonight

Comment by Norm

September 9th 2009 00:26

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 9th 2009 06:32
Tracy is far less lesbonic ever since she got called a pig

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