Advertising 101: Rape Sells
March 26th 2011 23:59
As a man, I know how hard it is get into women's pants and, like a household appliance, am programmed to require power.
If I am a toaster, and women slices of bread, then it is patently obvious that I am a one-off and likely to make women and girls breakfast.
Now, if we assume I buy clothes in shops, it don't neccessarily follow that I do so to get women out of their's and into bed.
It could be that I buy my new clothes in shops to get women partly out of their's and partly under a couch, deceased.
As a maniac, in a civil and equal society, I am programmed to cover myself in material of a certain colour to signal my intentions.
To keep children safe from paedophiles and other monsters, it follows that, we should programme them to look up to ladykillers.
Hard as it sounds, looking up women's pants is not as hard to do as it looks because we are legally bound to have pants that come in lesbians'.
Legally binding women in nylon rope, in your choice of colours, is what we are programmed for and we shouldn't buy anything else.
The reality is, programming people to perceive this way plays on the possibility that some people aren't oxygen-thiefs.
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