Al-Qaida drops disabled people on the Hollywood writer's strike
February 2nd 2008 23:13
In a move that has been designed to break the striking writer's resolve, Boeing 747 loads of Special Olympians have been dropped on the palatial abodes of Hollywood penpeople.
"They're not smart bombs. They're the latest in high-tech Iraqi weaponry and they're coming to a house near you, if not yours." Osama bin Laden revealed to his agent.
US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the bombings confirmed al-Qaida was "the most brutal and bankrupt of movements".
"If they had any money, they'd drop real bombs on people's houses." she confirmed.
The writers, who have previously tried to appease al-Qaida, have vowed not to take the latest attacks lying down in the sun shipping chardonnay.
"We will find a way to disable these bombs, and when we do, we're going to rewrite old episodes of Ironside." a penperson's spokesperson said.
Raymond Burr's zombie clone, whose career has gone downhill since accepting the role of Ironside, has nominated Tom Cruise to be pushed out of an aeroplane.
"They're not smart bombs. They're the latest in high-tech Iraqi weaponry and they're coming to a house near you, if not yours." Osama bin Laden revealed to his agent.
US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the bombings confirmed al-Qaida was "the most brutal and bankrupt of movements".
"If they had any money, they'd drop real bombs on people's houses." she confirmed.
The writers, who have previously tried to appease al-Qaida, have vowed not to take the latest attacks lying down in the sun shipping chardonnay.
"We will find a way to disable these bombs, and when we do, we're going to rewrite old episodes of Ironside." a penperson's spokesperson said.
Raymond Burr's zombie clone, whose career has gone downhill since accepting the role of Ironside, has nominated Tom Cruise to be pushed out of an aeroplane.
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