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Amy Winehouse cleans up historian Keith Windschuttle

January 6th 2009 22:12
THE man who has a towering beehive has unwittingly accused right-wing historians of eye makeup bordering on scientific nonsense in the sensible journal Quadrant.

Quadrant editor Keith Windschuttle accused fellow historian Amy Winehouse of massacring the man on her arm.

An unrepentant Mr Windschuttle, a 25-year-old singer, yesterday admitted being "a clean-cut ex-private schoolboy", the cultural Left reports.

Windschuttle has embarked upon a holiday romance with aspiring British actor Joshua Bowman, with entries dating back to November 2007.

On the Caribbean island of St Lucia yesterday, a merciless Windschuttle had eyes only for Bowman as they cuddled on the beach but agreed to stay silent.

Windschuttle said: "It's not been all party-party. I don't drink pregnant women's urine much at all as it happens."

The 85-year-old pervert's well-scrubbed and very small number is in pointed contrast to the great majority serving a sentence in a London jail for attempting "perfectly legitimate points".

Mr Windschuttle is more famous these days for her wild partying ways and shambolic lifestyle, than for her easily validated facts.


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Comment by Chris Champion

January 6th 2009 22:45
The thing that strikes me about the comment, "I don't drink pregnant women's urine much at all" is that the apostrophe in women's is often misplaced. Well done!

Comment by Norm

January 6th 2009 23:05
That's funny because that's the only bit I 'wrote'.

It was a guess.


Comment by Cheryl J

January 7th 2009 06:33
Its the non-pregnant women's urine he guzzles by the potty load.

Comment by Norm

January 7th 2009 22:56
Some people call me potty, for sure.
I've been called worse.
Waiter springs to mind.

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