Man's penis stuck in park bench
July 25th 2009 01:12
A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
The metal park bench, believed to be Amy Winehouse, had previously pulled off a different man's penis but let this man get away with his whole.
"We will use the scar tissue from this painful mistake to help make better decisions going forward, ones that match our mission."
"It is wholly self-inflicted, and we deserve the criticism we've received," he said.
State television said the accident occurred as the plane was landing at the international airport in Mashhad, a popular Shi'ite Muslim pilgrimage centre in northeastern Iran.
"We believe the two incidents are related," the man said, acquainting himself with a pair of handcuffs, "but I swear to God I know how to land a big steel bird."
Winehouse, dressed in a knee-length black skirt, grey jacket and white shirt, initially looked confused. On her way out of the hospital, she told reporters: "I'm relieved. I'm going home."
Outside court, a spokesman added: "She's always maintained her innocence and is very happy to move on with her life and put the episode behind her."
Winehouse, a mangled mess of deconstructed hardness and unable to handle the burden of her life as a piece of public property, is unwilling or unable to move on.
GERMAN tourists can now reserve their poolside recliners before they have even left home.
"This is good," a German tourist said, kicking it with a pair of soccer boots. "Some of us hardly can wait to get our bottoms back into a bit of comfort."
The metal park bench, believed to be Amy Winehouse, had previously pulled off a different man's penis but let this man get away with his whole.
"We will use the scar tissue from this painful mistake to help make better decisions going forward, ones that match our mission."
"It is wholly self-inflicted, and we deserve the criticism we've received," he said.
State television said the accident occurred as the plane was landing at the international airport in Mashhad, a popular Shi'ite Muslim pilgrimage centre in northeastern Iran.
"We believe the two incidents are related," the man said, acquainting himself with a pair of handcuffs, "but I swear to God I know how to land a big steel bird."
Winehouse, dressed in a knee-length black skirt, grey jacket and white shirt, initially looked confused. On her way out of the hospital, she told reporters: "I'm relieved. I'm going home."
Outside court, a spokesman added: "She's always maintained her innocence and is very happy to move on with her life and put the episode behind her."
Winehouse, a mangled mess of deconstructed hardness and unable to handle the burden of her life as a piece of public property, is unwilling or unable to move on.
GERMAN tourists can now reserve their poolside recliners before they have even left home.
"This is good," a German tourist said, kicking it with a pair of soccer boots. "Some of us hardly can wait to get our bottoms back into a bit of comfort."
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