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Consumption Malfunction - February 2008

Andrew Symonds Accepts The Government's Sorry Presents

February 13th 2008 00:06

Symonds drives off in Harbhajan's vehicle

Symonds, whose brain has been measured at twice the capacity of a female, drove off in a new car that didn't belong to him.

The official ceremony, presided over by Colonel Sanders, also saw the watermelon-lover accept a token for a free Coke with every tank of petrol bought at Caltex.

"You don't want to know what I'm going to do with all this petrol," the sniffing monkey told his white elephant.

Police have kept Symonds quiet by taking the generator that he made in an afternoon of passion in the park with an unidentifiable female.

Symonds is reportedly fuming over the incident.

The government has apologised for the stolen generator.

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Posted By: Norm - Category: True Stories, Corny

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Comment by katyzzz

February 13th 2008 00:20

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Just to let you know, Einstein's brain was relatively small. I hope you take my point.

Nevertheless, your posts are remarkably clever, but I told you that a long time ago, before you turned weird and warped.

Keep up the wit (nit)

I just know you'll love to see me here.

Comment by Norm

February 13th 2008 00:29

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I accept your apology.

Comment by Mal

February 13th 2008 00:38

Mal

I don't know whether to laugh more at the post or the comment.

Comment by Norm

February 13th 2008 00:48

Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power

I just know righteous people everywhere will get behind themselves to wait at the end of the queue.

Self's-laughter kills me.

Comment by Mal

February 13th 2008 01:09

Mal

Just be thankful you weren't born warped and weird.

Comment by hmm

March 1st 2008 04:55

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA Well Done!

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