Anger over Saint's tribute to jailed brother
April 6th 2009 00:27
Saint Brendon Goddard has made an emotional tribute to his half-brother Beau, saying the jailed heroin trafficker inspired his AFL career.
"I decided that I'd break into a car in the carpark and steal the radio before exchanging it for an easy kick," the Saint said.
"If I had a car radio for every easy kick I've had, I'd be able to trade on for some good gear," the bedraggled Saint said.
"I took my booty to the umpires and asked them what I could get for such a fine lot," the male prostitute and Saint said.
"As I lay on the bottom of a pack, all I could do was stare at the sky and think about England," Saint Brendon said.
"In the end, it was worth it. It's always worth it, in the end," he said, rubbing his punctures.
"People just want to use me getting a kick as an excuse to get a kick of their own. It's a small price to pay," the can-can dancing Saint said, before getting a pass out for a smoke.
"They say football is opium for the masses. Well I say, how much can I get for this?" the Saint said, tucking his booty under his arm and streaking down the flank.
"I decided that I'd break into a car in the carpark and steal the radio before exchanging it for an easy kick," the Saint said.
"If I had a car radio for every easy kick I've had, I'd be able to trade on for some good gear," the bedraggled Saint said.
"I took my booty to the umpires and asked them what I could get for such a fine lot," the male prostitute and Saint said.
"As I lay on the bottom of a pack, all I could do was stare at the sky and think about England," Saint Brendon said.
"In the end, it was worth it. It's always worth it, in the end," he said, rubbing his punctures.
"People just want to use me getting a kick as an excuse to get a kick of their own. It's a small price to pay," the can-can dancing Saint said, before getting a pass out for a smoke.
"They say football is opium for the masses. Well I say, how much can I get for this?" the Saint said, tucking his booty under his arm and streaking down the flank.
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