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Apocalypse Now Sequel: The War on Terror

November 1st 2009 00:58

Brando brings Cheney to life in the role of an afterlifetime

Marlon Brando showed up to the set overweight and Martin Sheen suffered a heart attack. But directors of the War on Terror, including misleading man Donald Rumsfeld, have finally finished shooting in the streets of Iraq. Brought you by A Roadside Attack.

Brando - make up by Ted Bundy, hair by Agent Orange, suit by Guantanamo Bay - plays Dick Cheney: once considered a general, has gone insane and is commanding a legion of his own. It is reported that Brando had to spend six months rotting in a box to get into the role of the man even friends call Dick. Cologne by Decomposing Flesh.

The War on Terror, due to be released in a Third World Country near you, follows the adventures of George W. Bush, played superbly by funnyman Charlie Sheen. Sheen, who plays himself in the hilarious situation comedy Two Closet Homosexuals and a Pederast's Fantasy, brought the house down at the gala opening in Baghdad.

In the film's shocking and awesome finale, Bush, played by Sheen, finds Cheney, played by Brando, polishing his helmet with none other than Mr Sheen.Television advertisements use the character of Mr. Sheen, a smiling, rosy-cheeked, bald man with spectacles in a dark suit. Confusion surrounds reports Cheney, a smiling, bald-cheeked, man with spectacles, may in fact have played Bush.

Unlikely says, misleading man Donald Rumsfeld. "Unlikely," he told a woman working under him. Unsurprisingly, Cheney, as yellow in the belly and white in the hand as he is black in the heart, had the official version cleaned up for audiences when he turned to shoot a quail while hunting on a southern Texas ranch. Brought to you by Undisclosed Ties.

The offense, punishable with instant coffee brought to you by Nescafe and a vacation in the Bahamas, leads Cheney, traumatised by his experiences in a suit by Armani, to speak the lines that will stay with anyone who has seen The War on Terror but might have missed Apocalypse Now: "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."

When Cheney became eligible for the draft, during the Vietnam War, he applied for and received five draft deferments. Yellow.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

November 1st 2009 05:19

Deep Pencil
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Two Closet Homosexuals and a Pederast's Fantasy,

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Comment by Norm

November 1st 2009 22:09

Consumption Malfunction
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There's hilarious and there's hilarious!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 2nd 2009 01:21

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are you getting a commission from Buck Frain?

Comment by Norm

November 2nd 2009 01:34

Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power

Oh, yeah. People put a lot of stock in what I say 'round here. They're all like, "Oh, have you seen movie x?" and, "What's your favourite y?", and "If you're as important as I think I am, what's your opinion on topic z?. "And how can I make money doing something I love?" And I'm all like, "Your mum!". And Buck's all like "POW!" and, "%$@#%!!!"