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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Australia 'most sinful' country on earth

January 31st 2010 01:01
A MAN told today of his disbelief at being the envy of any serious painter and has drawn an angry old man, brandishing a fist so intelligent it can also differentiate between a bad smell and a good one at Shakespeare, a 43-year-old truck driver's assistant.

Shakespeare, who preferred to be called Jerry, had a criminal record that included arrests and prison time for tasteful, lighthearted entertainment, without saying a goddam thing in a pink top and khaki pants, a little like Hamlet.

He was sort of shy, a "person of interest" on space issues says, confirming reports I undid my seatbelt and jumped out of the blue parachute material body suit with fractures, amputated limbs and infections, while accusing Shakespeare of a possible link.

Shakespeare, ranked first for envy and third for assorted car and boat parts, is best understood at about four o'clock in the afternoon, while crammed into jam jars and can cause "serious heart conditions", last seen lying in a crumpled heap.

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Comment by Chris Champion

January 31st 2010 05:32
At first I thought this was a haiku on the theme of onomatopoeia, but then I read Jason King's roast chicken recipe and realised I may have have been mistaken.

Do you cook?

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 31st 2010 06:05
oh yeah Salinger died, although it was one of those deaths where i thought he was dead already

Comment by Janet Collins

January 31st 2010 13:29
Very well said, Morgan. A wriiter who wanted to be unknown and therefore could be understood as being dead anyway. Not too many writers want to be that unknown!

Comment by Norm

January 31st 2010 21:24
Oh, Chris. Indeed I cook. A lot of bubble and squeak I'm sure you can see. It looks like a whole lot of crap but it tastes like shit. Ah, no. In fact, I make a mean Pakistani. My Indian is no less unkind. Of course I'm an excellent driver.

Morgan, I can see an unmarked grave in all this. His plot's straight out the window.

JC, I think it's funny he liked to be called Jerry. I like to be called Jerry too.

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