Australian troops using hard drugs in Afghanistan, Iraq
November 22nd 2009 00:40
DIGGERS are using cocaine, heroin and other hard drugs while on tours of duty in Afghanistan and are returning home as addicts.
The RSL has issued a warning to all its members through President Dan Murphy who has stated publicly that all bottles of scotch are 15% off normal prices.
"The problem we have with cocaine and heroin addicts," Dan Murphy said, "is that they imagine that somehow they don't need our low, low prices."
"In some ways these Diggers are like Marco Polo," he said. "In that they brought democracy and brought back an addiction to getting off their noodle."
"In other ways they're like that crazy homeless drunk man on the corner, Paul Gascoigne," he said. "In that they're hanging around corners looking to score."
"In other ways they're like any other Afghan rug-head," he said. "In that they have a problem with our way of life that puts them at risk of terrorising the community."
"In other ways they're like Islamic extremists," he said. "In that they won't touch a drop of alcohol, at any cost. It's costing us when they shoot themselves up."
The RSL, proud to bring you the war on foreign terra, have hinted at plans to build the first RSL Cocaine Snorting Room inside the toilet of a social club in Queensland.
The RSL has issued a warning to all its members through President Dan Murphy who has stated publicly that all bottles of scotch are 15% off normal prices.
"The problem we have with cocaine and heroin addicts," Dan Murphy said, "is that they imagine that somehow they don't need our low, low prices."
"In some ways these Diggers are like Marco Polo," he said. "In that they brought democracy and brought back an addiction to getting off their noodle."
"In other ways they're like that crazy homeless drunk man on the corner, Paul Gascoigne," he said. "In that they're hanging around corners looking to score."
"In other ways they're like any other Afghan rug-head," he said. "In that they have a problem with our way of life that puts them at risk of terrorising the community."
"In other ways they're like Islamic extremists," he said. "In that they won't touch a drop of alcohol, at any cost. It's costing us when they shoot themselves up."
The RSL, proud to bring you the war on foreign terra, have hinted at plans to build the first RSL Cocaine Snorting Room inside the toilet of a social club in Queensland.
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