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Pope's dismay at disco-dancing nuns

May 25th 2011 23:59
Pope Benedict XVI has shut down a famous community in Rome that organised dances by a former nightclub-dancer nun and hosted VIPs including Madonna, earning the disfavour of the Vatican.

Friends told News Ltd the father had lost his leg in a motorcycle accident several years ago while his son worked as a fencing contractor.

But, he said, he was still receiving treatment for physical and psychological problems, and was convicted last month of a knife attack in 2009.

"Managers need to ... explore what drives effective relationships with each generation," he said.

Last week he was briefly detained in Cannes for insulting police.

His original plan to take up residence in a luxury Upper East Side building upon his release from jail fell through on Friday after neighbours complained about his alleged crimes and the massive international news media encampment that materialised on their doorstep.

And, what did Jesus say about why He had come?

Jesus Christ died of leptospirosis, contracted through rat urine.

Contacted by AFP, the Vatican did not deny the reports.

Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact date or time of Jesus Christ's return to the Middle East can be predicted.

Maria has heard the rumours and she wants to find out one way or another, if those claims are true.

Everybody in America needs to know about her and, hopefully, after Dancing with the Stars they will now.

But traffic managers tell a different story.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 26th 2011 08:27
Cannes is a hotspot for the offensive lately.

Comment by Chris Champion

May 26th 2011 10:11

Comment by Norm

May 26th 2011 11:28

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 26th 2011 13:51
I wish I could click *like* on Orble.

Comment by Norm

May 26th 2011 22:03
Like, totally. Banning a disco. It's un-Armenian. The Village People have been notified.

Comment by Andy Tope

June 1st 2011 05:22
I think Nuclear Assault wrote a song about the Pope.

Comment by Norm

June 2nd 2011 02:25

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