Australians Go Ape
January 4th 2008 23:19
The banana shortage that has led to an increase in racism has caused commentators to slip and fall as diabolical Australian hypocrisy goes, "Oooh, oooh. Aaaah. Aaaah".
The shortage that has seen luminaries from all manner of paddocks picking fleas of each others' backs has seen embattled Australians labelled "embattled".
"We are not monkeys. We are God's chosen people." announced one notable national.
"Can a Monkey do this?" another said as he gave the standard Aussie thumbs-up.
"If you're looking for monkeys, look no further than Sri Lanka or any other habitat for darkies." reads the manual on Australian attitudes towards hypermelonomaniacal herds.
A former New Zealand monkey has dragged his knuckles as he recounted the occasion when Australian crowds labelled him "a wanker."
"I may be a monkey but, I'm also a wanker." he said in sign language with scientists studying champs.
The shortage that has seen luminaries from all manner of paddocks picking fleas of each others' backs has seen embattled Australians labelled "embattled".
"We are not monkeys. We are God's chosen people." announced one notable national.
"Can a Monkey do this?" another said as he gave the standard Aussie thumbs-up.
"If you're looking for monkeys, look no further than Sri Lanka or any other habitat for darkies." reads the manual on Australian attitudes towards hypermelonomaniacal herds.
A former New Zealand monkey has dragged his knuckles as he recounted the occasion when Australian crowds labelled him "a wanker."
"I may be a monkey but, I'm also a wanker." he said in sign language with scientists studying champs.
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Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
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What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
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L.A.M.P.
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Comment by Michaelie
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I know nothing of monkeys and even less of crickets.
Michaelie
Comment by Norm
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a real pie-chucker.
And that's a solid speculation.
Comment by Norm
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I'd hate to see who Hollywood would cast in the movie version of Monkey Magic.
Stuart Clark looks like a Sandy.
Gilly a Tributaka.
Brad Hogg, Pigsy.
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laughter is the best medicine you can buy over the counter without a description.
Cheers.
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let's just say that Don Bradman, although small, was Mr. Big.