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Austrian incest father Josef Fritzl suspected of grammatical errors

March 20th 2009 23:51
JOSEF Fritzl is likely to spend the rest of his life locked up in a psychiatric unit - but the full extent of his crimes may be yet to surface.

It is understood experts are convinced that the father of his grandchildren was also responsible for numerous grammatical errors.

In love-letters written to his daughter over the course of their tumultuos torrid affair, Fritzl made repeated and egregious mistakes, unforgivable really.

It is understood that he even made the mother of his grandchildren read books to his children that consisted of fewer than 20 pages.

The literary community has voiced its dismay at the news that Fritzl is planning to write an autobiography of his life while serving out his sentences.

Fritzl is planning to serve out his sentences while serving out his sentences because he doesn't know the basic rules enforced by our society.

The book is tentatively titled "Lock up your daughter's" and has the literary community confused about what possessions its author's daughter owns.

Fritzl explains that his daughter doesn't own anything and that he can't work out why anyone would think that she did.

"My daughter doesn't own anything and I can't work out why anyone would think that she did. If she does, I would have been the first to know," he explained.

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Comment by Mistersmith

March 21st 2009 06:53
Hi Norm
Josef Fritz is a monster - no doubt about it - whose horrendous actions are so beyond the comprehension of normal people that to make a joke of him might be the best thing. Focusing on his vileness might just confer on him some sort of mythological status that he doesn't deserve.

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 21st 2009 15:40
if i were to lock you up you would walk under the door . . . get in my pocket!

Comment by Norm

March 21st 2009 23:01
Teresa, If I was Josef, I probably would have done the same thing. Watching the Sound of Music too many times can warp anyone's idea of what a family is.

Morgus Worgus, I don't accept bribes. Blackmail attempts on the other hand....


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