Bad smell 'may motivate smokers to quit'
May 16th 2009 02:47
There's a stink that envelops a smoker on their return from a ciggie break, and they know it.
"I know it," a smoker said, growing angry after returning to work from a break, "I just hate my job so much."
Angry at having to return to work after a break, many smokers are putting off retirement by dying to look old.
"I'm dying to look cool," the angry smoker said, looking hot, "It's killing me," they said, puffing, and huffing.
Dying to look older is the single biggest cause of young people dying to look older, new reports reveal.
"It's so old to be young," the smoker said, blowing a ring, "It makes me go all wrinkly," they said, showing the effects.
Smoking, an ancient custom like believing in God, is a habit frowned upon by smoking hot females, like Joan of Arc.
"When a woman blows smoke in my face," the angry smoker said, "God, it adds to the build-up of tar in my lungs."
Women, more sexy when they are slowly depositing ooze in their lungs, are more attractive when they're dying for it, it is understood.
"When I see a woman with a dart in her mouth," the smoker said, "I always wish it was in her eye," they said, hurling abuse.
"I know it," a smoker said, growing angry after returning to work from a break, "I just hate my job so much."
Angry at having to return to work after a break, many smokers are putting off retirement by dying to look old.
"I'm dying to look cool," the angry smoker said, looking hot, "It's killing me," they said, puffing, and huffing.
Dying to look older is the single biggest cause of young people dying to look older, new reports reveal.
"It's so old to be young," the smoker said, blowing a ring, "It makes me go all wrinkly," they said, showing the effects.
Smoking, an ancient custom like believing in God, is a habit frowned upon by smoking hot females, like Joan of Arc.
"When a woman blows smoke in my face," the angry smoker said, "God, it adds to the build-up of tar in my lungs."
Women, more sexy when they are slowly depositing ooze in their lungs, are more attractive when they're dying for it, it is understood.
"When I see a woman with a dart in her mouth," the smoker said, "I always wish it was in her eye," they said, hurling abuse.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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reformed smokers are gaggin for it
as for the smell, smoke menthol, Joan of Arc did, she was smokin hot and ice cool at the same time
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Chris, I pursued an alternative lifestyle once. It was start work at 9 and clock off at 5. I was out there, man. I didn't even need a heartstarter to get going. I'd given up the lungbusters by then. Except for the odd smoke. Very odd.
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Were they 40-packs? I've done that before. You could just fee; the cancer with each new ciggie (that was after 30-ish. After 50-60, your throat feels so awful that cancer would be a blessing. Ah, the things we do for bets.
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You're like Cool Hand Luke, except your hands are yellow.
And no Hustler could play you.
I'd cast just about anyone else to play Someone.
Tom Cruise has a lot of time on his hands.
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He's remaking The Passion.
This time it's personal.
Failing that, Dudley Moore is making a come back
to life.
He's shooting a sequel to "10".
He's calling it "x".
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smoking stunts your growth, apparently
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It makes me wish I could ride shotgun.
Sidesaddle hurts my ass.
Stupid donkey.
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Is that dying for a smoke?
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Janet, dying for a smoke? I think you've coined a phrase. You might need a mint to go with that.
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say hello to my mum for me