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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

The stunning statements come in the whack of the controversy surrounding the ever increasing gulp that exists.

"The only thing wrong with naked kids is that they might die from exposure," said one happy snapper as he developed.

Freezing kids, out in the open where nobody can see them, are dying for it.

"They're dying for it," said one pedestrian, stepping highly.

"It's a need in the groin," said another, picking up.

That hurts.

Our society, rooted, is a din of cold farces.

The whole thing is a slap in the faeces.

"Now is the winter," said one discontented child prostitute.

The gulp between rich and poor is no core for concern.

Family values will sieve us all!
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The jury found the defendant 7 Across Not innocent because Libra The scales will be tipped against someone with good reason.

The judge, a manager with a funny wig and a smashing hammer, was at a loss to describe the justice cistern.

"I can't believe people would believe their astrological reading was accurate," the judge said as a Jehovah's witness swore on the Bible.

"I swear by it," the witness told unwitting householders.

They had to be invited in for a battered scone.

The guilty man, undeniably so, faces a lengthy sentence.

"I hope it's not too long," said the head juror, cryptically.

"I get bored if they're too long," he noted vertically.

Tattslotto will be drawn tonight.







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The vertically challenged giant of America has suffered a mild concussion after the roof fell in on her when she tried to change a lightbulb on the chandelier.

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb on a chandelier?" paralegals asked her to test the veracity of her concussion.

Her answer, believed to be incorrect, was: "What's being a woman go to do with changing anything?"

The heftily concussed former thirsty lady, believed to be intoxicated, denied claims she was changing anything.

"Hang on," she had earlier told husband Bill as he clutched her legs.

He denied that he had been bad lick for the former farced lady.

"She's worked like a slave for change but they've gone for a slave for a change," Bill said, off on a tangerine.









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