Barack Obama Sex Tape Emerges!
October 19th 2009 13:05
The Whitehouse is in damage control this evening over a tape that has found it's way onto the internet featuring the tanned buttocks of Barack Obama and the ankles of an unidentified woman, believed to be his first lady, Margaret Thatcher.
The buttocks, thought to belong to a twenty-something Obama, are tight-lipped tonight over the allegations which surfaced earlier in the day but, Obama's college room-mate Ted Bundy, speaking from the grave, is one dead fuck.
When asked to elaborate on the nature of the relationship she shared with the most powerful fuck on the planet, Thatcher, a tragic figure with a wayward son and the hairstyle of an Iranian's armpit, said that she always had a thing for black men.
"A fucking truncheon," the old bitch said.
Thatcher, a notorious slag of an old bitch with a face like a dried up arsehole and an arsehole that looks at you with not a dry eye in the house, is charming company and a "delightful" old fuck of a bitch, according to Jeffery Archer, her official videographer.
Archer, an old girl with a thing for Cliff Richard, i.e. leather chaps with no arse, really grows on you like a maggot on a rotting corpse but, as one working girl put it, is "a mean old fuck of a man with a thing for lying".
"His mouth," she said, on bended knee.
Lord Jeffrey, the lying old typist, believes that Obama, who he earlier described as a funny little black man with table manners, is "like a breath of fresh air, only black", but concurs with Bundy's assessment of the airs in parts of the developed world.
"Goodness, it's like breathing in one of my books," he said.
In other words, it's like inhaling a room of shit, or sucking dirt.
The buttocks, thought to belong to a twenty-something Obama, are tight-lipped tonight over the allegations which surfaced earlier in the day but, Obama's college room-mate Ted Bundy, speaking from the grave, is one dead fuck.
When asked to elaborate on the nature of the relationship she shared with the most powerful fuck on the planet, Thatcher, a tragic figure with a wayward son and the hairstyle of an Iranian's armpit, said that she always had a thing for black men.
"A fucking truncheon," the old bitch said.
Thatcher, a notorious slag of an old bitch with a face like a dried up arsehole and an arsehole that looks at you with not a dry eye in the house, is charming company and a "delightful" old fuck of a bitch, according to Jeffery Archer, her official videographer.
Archer, an old girl with a thing for Cliff Richard, i.e. leather chaps with no arse, really grows on you like a maggot on a rotting corpse but, as one working girl put it, is "a mean old fuck of a man with a thing for lying".
"His mouth," she said, on bended knee.
Lord Jeffrey, the lying old typist, believes that Obama, who he earlier described as a funny little black man with table manners, is "like a breath of fresh air, only black", but concurs with Bundy's assessment of the airs in parts of the developed world.
"Goodness, it's like breathing in one of my books," he said.
In other words, it's like inhaling a room of shit, or sucking dirt.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i had no idea you were such a fan
ps: what are you doing up so late? im drinking creme de menthe
Comment by Norm
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Lord, by that I mean, a lying old farter with friends in high places.
I mean God.