Beyond abaya, mod Baghdad takes shape
June 7th 2009 23:54
THE young women of Baghdad acknowledge there are more serious concerns in Iraq these days than hair, clothes and makeup.
"Shoes," Miss Iraq said, gearing up for her role as a diplomat at the Miss Universe extravaganza in the Bahamas in August, "These shoes rule!" she said, sinking in the slipper.
Iraqi Muntazer al-Zaidi, 30, was convicted by a Baghdad court on March 12 of attempting to assault Bush during his farewell visit to the Iraqi capital in December.
"These shoes suck," she said, throwing one at the judges, "These shoes suck," she said, brushing up on her diplomacy skills, "These shoes suck!" she said, reviewing another pair, that Miss Australia wore in the mouth.
UNLIKE Miss California Carrie Prejean, who fuelled international furore after publicly opposing gay marriage, our Miss Australia is a diplomat.
"I hate those Iraqi poofters," Miss Australia Rachel Finch said, "They're so divided by religion," she said, "The men take it up the arse," she said, chewing on the Muslim contestant's thong.
A Muslim and a native Emirati, she wears a full-length black niqab, with only her brown eyes showing through narrow slits, and sprinkles her conversation with quotes from the Koran.
"Where I'm from," she told the judges, "The men are so divided," she explained, "They can only practice the marital arts on each other," she said, "That means marriage is a pain in the arse," she said, throwing on a pair of thongs.
DELTA Goodrem put her best foot forward in the name of charity yesterday, lining up to complete the last leg of The Nuns' Run.
"Nuns have really hairy ones," the Muslim contestant said, banging out a number, "I've seen primates with less," she said, brushing up on her mo.
"Shoes," Miss Iraq said, gearing up for her role as a diplomat at the Miss Universe extravaganza in the Bahamas in August, "These shoes rule!" she said, sinking in the slipper.
Iraqi Muntazer al-Zaidi, 30, was convicted by a Baghdad court on March 12 of attempting to assault Bush during his farewell visit to the Iraqi capital in December.
"These shoes suck," she said, throwing one at the judges, "These shoes suck," she said, brushing up on her diplomacy skills, "These shoes suck!" she said, reviewing another pair, that Miss Australia wore in the mouth.
UNLIKE Miss California Carrie Prejean, who fuelled international furore after publicly opposing gay marriage, our Miss Australia is a diplomat.
"I hate those Iraqi poofters," Miss Australia Rachel Finch said, "They're so divided by religion," she said, "The men take it up the arse," she said, chewing on the Muslim contestant's thong.
A Muslim and a native Emirati, she wears a full-length black niqab, with only her brown eyes showing through narrow slits, and sprinkles her conversation with quotes from the Koran.
"Where I'm from," she told the judges, "The men are so divided," she explained, "They can only practice the marital arts on each other," she said, "That means marriage is a pain in the arse," she said, throwing on a pair of thongs.
DELTA Goodrem put her best foot forward in the name of charity yesterday, lining up to complete the last leg of The Nuns' Run.
"Nuns have really hairy ones," the Muslim contestant said, banging out a number, "I've seen primates with less," she said, brushing up on her mo.
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