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US Sitcom Character, Bhutto Killed Off

December 27th 2007 23:20
Beloved oddball sitcom character Bhutto, the whacky neighbour of Osama, has been killed off after a ratings slump that saw the hit show "Paki Stan" slip towards democracy.

"I wish my brother George wasn't here" said one viewer.

Angelina Jolie, who played the role of Bhutto, told reporters outside her house, "This is the pits."

It is believed that the world has always been a microwave with a baby in it.

Before going inside to have her servants cook for her, Jolie said something inaudible.

She, according to bizarre but totally understandable religious laws, has been rumoured to have been upset with her "flat lines" anyway.

Democracy, which is understood to have been invented by Americans in 20 BC, is not perfect but it's an easy system to rig so that the rich always come out richer.

Paki Stan, played by Imran Khan and a host of others, has never been good in the field but has produced some good moustaches over the ears.

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Comment by D. Armenta

January 5th 2008 01:04
Excuse me Norm, but that was 20 A.D.--right about the time G. Bush Sr. was using his egg tooth to escape the confines of his birth chamber.

There was no world B.C., didn't you know that?

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