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Elton John had support network in Pakistan

May 10th 2011 01:49
IN a week when Ita Buttrose became famous all over again, she learnt two things still matter - Elton John has sold more than 250 million records in a career spanning four decades and the singer-songwriter was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994.

While several video segments showed him rehearsing, one showed an ageing and grey-bearded Elton John in a scruffy room, wrapped in a blanket and wearing a ski cap while watching videotapes of himself.

"The first thing I was able to smell was hospital lasagna. You wouldn't imagine it, but it smelled delicious," he said.

Leading al-Qaeda campaigner Peter Tatchell said, "Both Elton and I have sort of earned everything we've done in our careers and furthered our educations through our own drive and our own ambitions and we failed because a clip, to clamp the right fallopian tube to stop eggs reaching the uterus for fertilisation, had not been attached because Thatcher, the so-called "Iron Lady" who was in power from 1979 to 1990, wanted to try out her new false teeth on Kentucky Fried Chicken."

The pair have been refused bail, even though he was brought up in the lap of luxury.

"I don't think it looks anything like that at all," he told reporters in Canberra on Monday.

But he added: "The one thing I didn't lose sleep over was the possibility of taking Elton John out. And I think that anyone who would question that the singer-songwriter of more than 250 million records in a career spanning four decades -- didn't deserve what he got needs to have their bowels ripped out by dingoes, unable to stand".

And today, apparently, Donald Trump is that man.

He was also wearing a red and white bicycle helmet.

He was last seen wearing a cut to his upper lip, stab wounds to his hands and white sneakers.


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