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Bin Laden warns Europe of retaliation

September 26th 2009 01:33
KYLE Sandilands has found an ally in his ongoing battle with US President Barack Obama after having been left among a group of drunk men.

Osama bin Laden, who has made films about nuclear power, and his partner, turn up for this interview in ugg boots and a towelling dressing gown.

He's not a bad person at all. He's a very personable human being and I know he cannot get pregnant even in this day and age.

Former 2Day FM breakfast host Wendy Harmer, a scab-covered ice addict who uses her son's proceeds from prostitution to fund her habit, says she sympathises.

The woman isn't being named to protect her daughter's identity.

It is not known whether, in any way, she fronted her press conference wearing nothing but a scarf.

Whatever happens now is up to the fans. I really hope they like sexually transmitted diseases.

But one thing is for sure,
Professor Nigel Tapper, from Melbourne's Monash University, whose performances drew more than a few comparisons with Roy Orbison, played down the risks to humans.


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Comment by Morgan Bell

September 27th 2009 15:51
a scab-covered ice addict who uses her son's proceeds from prostitution to fund her habit

charming

Comment by Norm

September 27th 2009 23:09
The effects ice has on one's complexion pale into comparison compared to prostitution.


Comment by Morgan Bell

September 27th 2009 23:19
i find if you apply heroin directly to the skin you attract a more tactile class of customer

Comment by Norm

September 28th 2009 03:17

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