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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

The stunning statements come in the whack of the controversy surrounding the ever increasing gulp that exists.

"The only thing wrong with naked kids is that they might die from exposure," said one happy snapper as he developed.

Freezing kids, out in the open where nobody can see them, are dying for it.

"They're dying for it," said one pedestrian, stepping highly.

"It's a need in the groin," said another, picking up.

That hurts.

Our society, rooted, is a din of cold farces.

The whole thing is a slap in the faeces.

"Now is the winter," said one discontented child prostitute.

The gulp between rich and poor is no core for concern.

Family values will sieve us all!
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Jews now have a very definite feature

The surgical procedure, which lasted over three days, saw Gibson MD rewire the mandibles of the multi-globular award whining detractor, and blithering yidiot, Spielberg OBE.

The procedure captured on big brothish surveillance up-skirt cams is being edited by the many wings of the angels watching under the doctored Gibson.

"There's just so much footage," Gibson told podiatrists attending a conventional oven in the lobby.

The resulting Hollywood spectacular, spectacularly bypassing Hollywood waiters, will scare the bejesus out of every messiah.

"I'm going to make a fortune out of Jews," Gibson told nurses attending him.

"First thing I'm going to do is go out and buy a Yamaka," he said while sitting on a hog in the theatre.

Upon hearing of Jews, Gibson's father, Hutton scratched his fingers on the blackboard before being ushered away with some popcorn.

"There's only one way to find out if they really do bleed," he said while sharpening his scalp.
Jews create panic in the water
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