Blank title angers filthy content
March 26th 2008 12:13
The filthy content of this post has lashed out violently at the title of this piece in a stunning burst of creativity by its haphazard author.
The content, who wished to be remain deeply discontented now that it's wintery, has refused to admit that.
When questioned by the author of the piece, the content simply went blank and urinated over an acclaimed author.
"I'm not an acclaimed author," the author of the content wrote in his own faeces, "But I wish I wasn't," he said eating a mudcake.
The title, alarmed that its passivity has been called into question, has remained steadfast in its public position that it should lead.
"My fellow Australians," the leader told its subjects, "I am the one with the big title here," he said while polishing his bedpost.
The saga is set to have tongues wagging school and hanging out in undesirable locations across the virtual world.
The content, who wished to be remain deeply discontented now that it's wintery, has refused to admit that.
When questioned by the author of the piece, the content simply went blank and urinated over an acclaimed author.
"I'm not an acclaimed author," the author of the content wrote in his own faeces, "But I wish I wasn't," he said eating a mudcake.
The title, alarmed that its passivity has been called into question, has remained steadfast in its public position that it should lead.
"My fellow Australians," the leader told its subjects, "I am the one with the big title here," he said while polishing his bedpost.
The saga is set to have tongues wagging school and hanging out in undesirable locations across the virtual world.
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