Boy charged with receiving stolen Freddo
November 15th 2009 21:56
A 12-year-old Aboriginal boy has been charged with receiving a 70 cent Freddo Frog chocolate allegedly stolen from a supermarket in regional Western Australia.
The boy was apprehended with what police described as, "chocolate all over his hands," and immediately taken in for questioning on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?, and asked a series of trivial questions related to some stolen Snickers.
"For the last time, thank you very much for allowing me into your home - not in a creepy way, I haven’t been sneaking in and perving on you when you’re asleep, I say thank you very much," he said.
The boy was strip-searched and made to touch his toes, whereupon police discovered "that it is humanly possible to touch your toes," and what they are describing as, "one of the biggest hauls of concealed chocolate ever recovered".
Apology formalities will begin at 11am (AEDT) on Monday and will be broadcast live on television.
But some are calling for a harsher penalty for what many are describing as, "one of the most stupid first graders this country has ever seen", and deserving of "being watched on a little television by security personnel".
"I’m Rove McManus. Say bye to your mum for me."
The boy was led to his cell where he was introduced to his father for the first time in a touching moment, which security personnel rate as, "definitely a repeat," before switching over to Enough Rope.
The boy was apprehended with what police described as, "chocolate all over his hands," and immediately taken in for questioning on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?, and asked a series of trivial questions related to some stolen Snickers.
"For the last time, thank you very much for allowing me into your home - not in a creepy way, I haven’t been sneaking in and perving on you when you’re asleep, I say thank you very much," he said.
The boy was strip-searched and made to touch his toes, whereupon police discovered "that it is humanly possible to touch your toes," and what they are describing as, "one of the biggest hauls of concealed chocolate ever recovered".
Apology formalities will begin at 11am (AEDT) on Monday and will be broadcast live on television.
But some are calling for a harsher penalty for what many are describing as, "one of the most stupid first graders this country has ever seen", and deserving of "being watched on a little television by security personnel".
"I’m Rove McManus. Say bye to your mum for me."
The boy was led to his cell where he was introduced to his father for the first time in a touching moment, which security personnel rate as, "definitely a repeat," before switching over to Enough Rope.
"Hands up if you know who said I was sorry."
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