Brad Pitt Sets Record Straight On flesh-eating ulcer
January 8th 2009 01:30
LOCALS and holidaymakers around Brad Pitt have been warned to be vigilant, after the actor's former ulcer, Jennifer Aniston was found eating his current kelpie dog in Bairnsdale.
Made late last month, Aniston's recent diagnosis in which she continues to jump from species to species confirms the disease in dogs and shows she's "really uncool".
Vet Ewen McMillan from the February issue of W magazine, with colleague Mrs. Smith, tells: "Listen, Jen is a 15-month-old dog. I think she got the disease, that one, man."
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star, 45, also says of Aniston,"It certainly looked like a bit of a different wound to us. It was a bit more ulcerated and a bit more swollen."
Treatment involved cutting away dead and infected tissue on Jen's hind leg, a dastardly affair which doesn't mean that the dog understands people after a year on antibiotics.
He adds, "I'm very proud of the way the disease has long baffled scientists, although recent research suggests our kids could play a part in human infections. It will, that's all."
Made late last month, Aniston's recent diagnosis in which she continues to jump from species to species confirms the disease in dogs and shows she's "really uncool".
Vet Ewen McMillan from the February issue of W magazine, with colleague Mrs. Smith, tells: "Listen, Jen is a 15-month-old dog. I think she got the disease, that one, man."
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star, 45, also says of Aniston,"It certainly looked like a bit of a different wound to us. It was a bit more ulcerated and a bit more swollen."
Treatment involved cutting away dead and infected tissue on Jen's hind leg, a dastardly affair which doesn't mean that the dog understands people after a year on antibiotics.
He adds, "I'm very proud of the way the disease has long baffled scientists, although recent research suggests our kids could play a part in human infections. It will, that's all."
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