Britney Spears Leaks Footage
December 6th 2007 23:21
How do you like your eggs?
The caravan heiress has expelled reels of menstrual-bloodied toliet paper measuring many feet after the lunar cycle was completed last night.
"I was stuffed yesterday", the level-heady goddess told chums "but I'm not anymore."
It is undesrtood the rolls of shithouse stationery were the property of property tycoon and bitter rival Paris Hilton.
Hitlon has told Spears to stop all "this bloody business" after discovering her secret stash of bog-books had been read and reread by her billionairess rival.
The two have been at loggerheads since they are both spoilt and stupid.
"The world's media have anaesthitised consumers so they can molest them in their sleep" Spears read on a cereal packet.
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