Britney Spears Hospitalized With A Break In Her Finger
March 16th 2008 04:40
The buxom beauty behind so many of our favourite ballads has gone ballistic at the break in her bony beaver-burrower.
"It smells fishy to me," undies-nostrillers told themselves while whacking their walnuts.
Britney's publicist, a part-time publican and bookie, told passing carps that Spears went to the doctor complaining of pains all over her money-maker but upon feeling herself up and down was informed of a fractured finger.
The devastated bird-giver will have the digit in traction for up to one metre while the injury heals.
Her beaver, busier than a St. Kilda beaver working towards a lodging, will have to make do with a steady diet of synthetic fingers until then.
Logs for Ms. Spears beaver have made quite a splash in recent weeks.
"She loves that shit," lovers for the lady laid bare today and tomorrow and yesterday and next week.
"It smells fishy to me," undies-nostrillers told themselves while whacking their walnuts.
Britney's publicist, a part-time publican and bookie, told passing carps that Spears went to the doctor complaining of pains all over her money-maker but upon feeling herself up and down was informed of a fractured finger.
The devastated bird-giver will have the digit in traction for up to one metre while the injury heals.
Her beaver, busier than a St. Kilda beaver working towards a lodging, will have to make do with a steady diet of synthetic fingers until then.
Logs for Ms. Spears beaver have made quite a splash in recent weeks.
"She loves that shit," lovers for the lady laid bare today and tomorrow and yesterday and next week.
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Thanks, Peter.