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Britney Spears scared of family, says Sam Lufti in court

April 4th 2009 23:37
BRITNEY Spears is a "prisoner" in her own life, according to the star's former manager Sam Lufti, who was testifying in court against a restraining order.

"She gets fed awful, awful meals. Is subjected to daily rapes and other forms of abuse. And has to smuggle drugs in her rectum," the star's former manager testifies.

"I don't know what happens when I'm not around. But frankly it scares me what sort of things a young lady would aspire to other than money and media," he testifies.

"It's uncomfortable for me to talk about having drugs smuggled in her rectum because I know how hard it has been for me," the self-pitying manager says.

"The fact is, she got a life sentence when she bought in to selling herself for the sake of money rather than being true to her talents. In truth, not many," he says.

"The truth is, the truth is manifold. In other words, there are ways to state what is true in other words. The fact is, facts are made of numbers. And in that there is only ever one true fact," the court documents show.

"In that regard, it's true that Britney Spears has had Number One Singles, has had many Number One Singles, has had Singles spend time at Number One, has recorded singles that have gone to Number One, and being Number One is the single thing we should aspire to," let the record show.

"Her decline is what all public figures who visit Bangkok experience. A short time on a slippery slope," the racist ideologue, Lofti, testified.

"And that never leads to a sentence worthy of the crime. The crime is having passion. It's punishable with a sentence of life, or death. It's akin to having foreign objects in your rectum," Lofti professes.

For God and Country's sake, buy Australian.

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Comment by Howard

April 5th 2009 03:03
You want Brit to go to rehab;
I say, yes, yes, yes;

Comment by Norm

April 5th 2009 23:15
I don't have the time.
Not since daylight savings.
My daddy says I'm fine.

Comment by Morgan Bell

April 6th 2009 17:48

Comment by Waysouth

April 6th 2009 21:15
Wow, great article, I love the quote attributions,. Remind me, when I'm famous, to not tell my manager anything about it!

Comment by Norm

April 7th 2009 03:05
Morgy Worgy, I'd hate to think what people-smugglers have to go through.

Waysouth, I'll take 10%, thanks.

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