Britney tells Clinton: "You are reminiscent of my father"
December 16th 2007 00:00
America's first baglady Britney Spears has surrendered to the undeniable charms of Presidential aspirin and father-figurine Clinton.
"I have showered her in my love." Clinton said aloft a wonky shopping trolley.
Spears has denied claims that she's a reflection of the undeniable talentlessness of music consumers with more money than sins.
"I am the undeniable product of the women's lip-operation movement."
Teenage girls grow into women.
The world is a better place now than it was in the past.
"I believe in prozac." Spears told herself before drifting off.
Clinton denied that she's ever played volleyball or served a spike.
"I did not have sexual relations with that man - Mr Clinton." Clinton said before the mirror as she shaved this morning.
On her way out, the door shut.
"I have showered her in my love." Clinton said aloft a wonky shopping trolley.
Spears has denied claims that she's a reflection of the undeniable talentlessness of music consumers with more money than sins.
"I am the undeniable product of the women's lip-operation movement."
Teenage girls grow into women.
The world is a better place now than it was in the past.
"I believe in prozac." Spears told herself before drifting off.
Clinton denied that she's ever played volleyball or served a spike.
"I did not have sexual relations with that man - Mr Clinton." Clinton said before the mirror as she shaved this morning.
On her way out, the door shut.
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