Britney Wins Role As Princess Diana in The Upcoming Movie that Has Broken The Writers' Strike
January 15th 2008 01:00
International campaigners for the rights of formulaic writing have devised a cunning stunt to fit between the British leg of Spears' world tour.
Striking writers have lauded the move that is set to open the floodgates to something... that should be... good.
"We aren't striking," an unnamed writer told sorcerers close to Spears, "we are just very, very blocked."
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to do something really hard?" the typer which said the other thingo said to complete a stranger.
The world tour that is set to take all countries by force will not involve coersion of minor celebrities.
Trapped minors seeking custody of the Inklish queen have foiled plots to take readers on a pathetic, escapist journeyman.
"OK. Fed up begins to sum it up", one terrible infant spluttered, mushily.
Striking writers have lauded the move that is set to open the floodgates to something... that should be... good.
"We aren't striking," an unnamed writer told sorcerers close to Spears, "we are just very, very blocked."
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to do something really hard?" the typer which said the other thingo said to complete a stranger.
The world tour that is set to take all countries by force will not involve coersion of minor celebrities.
Trapped minors seeking custody of the Inklish queen have foiled plots to take readers on a pathetic, escapist journeyman.
"OK. Fed up begins to sum it up", one terrible infant spluttered, mushily.
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Comment by Norm
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How about a zombie-clone movie starring Di?
All these Diana zombies are created and they go around trying to win back their ex-lovers by sleeping with other rich men.
Undead Di(ana)s Do Dodis, dude.