Britney Spears Herself In The Flesh
October 2nd 2007 23:54
What was it that has made Britney a basket case in a handbag? Her skirts that came up to her armpits? A head screwed to her ankles? What behaviours could any meteorologist have forearmed, had she been in season?
Her first hit shingle, Hit Me Baby, one more time, had self-respect ingrained all over it like a pair of thongs up the backfrontbottom. It was in the germination that the first single of an insensible life was heading towards a watery fall.
Her paddling backside has done nothing to relive the inherent illness inherent in every voyeur: none. Her life, so full of obesity of the mind, is a microrganism for a greater and much greater me-cha(ni)sm.
It is unfortunate in this day and adage that a young fellatio-bound chica-dica should advocate a good bashing of her very own selfishness. Look for the songs in your own life after you've judged dear bash-victim Britters, and sign from the top of a mold-hill.
Poor little Britney. Spearing her: does that count as a hit? How would you bash her if you could bash yourself first? Just talk amongst yourselves, incessantly.
Her first hit shingle, Hit Me Baby, one more time, had self-respect ingrained all over it like a pair of thongs up the backfrontbottom. It was in the germination that the first single of an insensible life was heading towards a watery fall.
Her paddling backside has done nothing to relive the inherent illness inherent in every voyeur: none. Her life, so full of obesity of the mind, is a microrganism for a greater and much greater me-cha(ni)sm.
It is unfortunate in this day and adage that a young fellatio-bound chica-dica should advocate a good bashing of her very own selfishness. Look for the songs in your own life after you've judged dear bash-victim Britters, and sign from the top of a mold-hill.
Poor little Britney. Spearing her: does that count as a hit? How would you bash her if you could bash yourself first? Just talk amongst yourselves, incessantly.
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