Britney's Grandmother Opens Up
February 8th 2008 01:32
Britney's mothers admit to fathering themselves
"As soon as I gave birth to her, I hit the wall," the ageing matriarch told parasites ticking off Britney, "because I was running a marathon."
Britney's 'mothers' have released explosive pictures of the scabby labour.
"I still had my brothers waiting in line for eggs," she told things attached to themselves.
The nervous ticks feeding on others have stuck together a community of writhers from the scabs.
"We have nothing new to say and no new way to say it," one leading exponent of the parasitical arts told fleeing villages, "but we certainly think highly of ourselves."
The scabs have wound up eating away.
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