Britney's Paparazzi Smear
February 7th 2008 00:53
The pap star has told a 'maniac' at a swab-meet to take a broom through the 'vulva' that has been on her arse.
The 'maniac', is a maniac and that's for sure, was having sex with a corpse like he'd never had sex with a corpse before.
"He said he was a doctor, or a chef or something. I respect a man in a white coat," the clearly bemused asparagus told green groups.
The paparazzi, servants of the masterful, have whipped their hands of the public smear in a show of faith to be aired on the line before being cast over a cliff.
"It's either this or pick cotton, bud," one happy snapper told schools of minnows.
Journalists have denied they had a hand in the "whole affair".
The sample has been rushed home by the 'maniac' for further probing.
The 'maniac', is a maniac and that's for sure, was having sex with a corpse like he'd never had sex with a corpse before.
"He said he was a doctor, or a chef or something. I respect a man in a white coat," the clearly bemused asparagus told green groups.
The paparazzi, servants of the masterful, have whipped their hands of the public smear in a show of faith to be aired on the line before being cast over a cliff.
"It's either this or pick cotton, bud," one happy snapper told schools of minnows.
Journalists have denied they had a hand in the "whole affair".
The sample has been rushed home by the 'maniac' for further probing.
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Touched it up, doctor-style.
Niiiice.