Australasian of the Year Kernaghan to star in Brokeback Mountain II: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 25th 2008 21:43
The real country and listerine musician had a twang in his pants, or he was happy to see us, as he rode into town on his clothes-horse, Molly, to accept his award for eating meat pies and sprouting heirs.
"I'd like to thank God that I haven't fallen off," he said as he made a perfect dismount in an otherwise packed can of big beans and small fish.
The role is set to skyrocket Kernaghan to new "Hellos!" when he gets acquainted with his co-star, the one and only, John Deere.
"Brrrk. Tickticktickticktick. Brakbrakbrakbrakbrak." Deere wrote in a Dear John letter to the producers of the sequel to be shot in high defamation on the slopes of Asia.
The producers have stated that bringing the slopes of Asia to the big screening process was always going to be.
Deere, who's careered out of control, is never going to have a ride like "that absolute country!" sinker.
The opportunity to rekindle his love affair with "Right-ons!" has left Kernaghan in no doubt as to what he'll be doing as soon as flaming starts.
"I have no idea."
"I'd like to thank God that I haven't fallen off," he said as he made a perfect dismount in an otherwise packed can of big beans and small fish.
The role is set to skyrocket Kernaghan to new "Hellos!" when he gets acquainted with his co-star, the one and only, John Deere.
"Brrrk. Tickticktickticktick. Brakbrakbrakbrakbrak." Deere wrote in a Dear John letter to the producers of the sequel to be shot in high defamation on the slopes of Asia.
The producers have stated that bringing the slopes of Asia to the big screening process was always going to be.
Deere, who's careered out of control, is never going to have a ride like "that absolute country!" sinker.
The opportunity to rekindle his love affair with "Right-ons!" has left Kernaghan in no doubt as to what he'll be doing as soon as flaming starts.
"I have no idea."
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power