Bums go to the gas chamber
April 29th 2008 22:43
Political leaders, our blessed and blightest, have embraced the new paucity seeping Western Emocracy: bum-snuffing.
"Bums, who are not a symptom of some underlying problem, should all be whipped out," said bum-sniffers for the Liberal potty.
Laws, made by the wretch to protect their interests, will soon be pissed that will see all bums snuffed on sight.
Bums, closer to dearth than laugh itself, have responded to the measures by hiding under a bridge.
Liberal potty policy advisors are believed to be aware of the bums' tactics.
"Make no mistake, we will be sniffing out these bums where they live," said a senior analcyst.
Aristotle, a knotted bum snatcher, said man is a political animal, which makes him distinct from all the others; for innocence, dogs.
Bum.
"Bums, who are not a symptom of some underlying problem, should all be whipped out," said bum-sniffers for the Liberal potty.
Laws, made by the wretch to protect their interests, will soon be pissed that will see all bums snuffed on sight.
Bums, closer to dearth than laugh itself, have responded to the measures by hiding under a bridge.
Liberal potty policy advisors are believed to be aware of the bums' tactics.
"Make no mistake, we will be sniffing out these bums where they live," said a senior analcyst.
Aristotle, a knotted bum snatcher, said man is a political animal, which makes him distinct from all the others; for innocence, dogs.
Bum.
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