Canada bus killer found mentally ill
March 5th 2009 23:50
A Canadian judge ruled on Thursday that a man accused of beheading and cannibalising a fellow bus passenger is not criminally responsible due to the global economic crisis.
"I think we have to remember that the accused was partly responsible for the economic meltdown as well. I don't think we should be holding anyone to account in these matters."
"The accused lost his Ferrari...had to take public transport. This represents a severe loss of status. He was clearly not in control of himself. His hair not blowing majestically in the breeze."
"In fact we should all chip in, financally speaking, to help the accused back into the lifestyle to which he is accustomed. For a start, he should at least have something to eat that agrees with him."
"The man sitting next to him, a redundant sex worker, failed to see eye-to-eye with him. Have you ever eaten a redundant sex worker? They don't exactly go down easily. Pardon the pun."
"The accused, through years of tireless altruistic wealth acquisition, has demonstrated the sort of qualities that we in the West find admirable. The tireless promotion of one's self for personal gain."
"It is with the power invested in me by this state that I hereby pronounce the accused free to go home to his luxury apartment where he can eat the remains of the redundant until his hair falls out."
"Ultimately, sex workers make your hair fall out. Some will say it's a case of chicken and egg but all I can say to them is, let the free and just do as they will, even if that includes living off the misery of others."
"I think we have to remember that the accused was partly responsible for the economic meltdown as well. I don't think we should be holding anyone to account in these matters."
"The accused lost his Ferrari...had to take public transport. This represents a severe loss of status. He was clearly not in control of himself. His hair not blowing majestically in the breeze."
"In fact we should all chip in, financally speaking, to help the accused back into the lifestyle to which he is accustomed. For a start, he should at least have something to eat that agrees with him."
"The man sitting next to him, a redundant sex worker, failed to see eye-to-eye with him. Have you ever eaten a redundant sex worker? They don't exactly go down easily. Pardon the pun."
"The accused, through years of tireless altruistic wealth acquisition, has demonstrated the sort of qualities that we in the West find admirable. The tireless promotion of one's self for personal gain."
"It is with the power invested in me by this state that I hereby pronounce the accused free to go home to his luxury apartment where he can eat the remains of the redundant until his hair falls out."
"Ultimately, sex workers make your hair fall out. Some will say it's a case of chicken and egg but all I can say to them is, let the free and just do as they will, even if that includes living off the misery of others."
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