Police spray the scent of Wayne Carey onto themselves to attract women
January 27th 2008 23:37
Victorious Police Squaw Christine Nixon, daughter of Dick, has modelled the latest fragrance from her fashion house to the finest nostrils in a state of excitement.
At the uncorking ceremony, Nixon told her drug squad dicks to go and powder their nuzzels because she wasn't ready to parade for them without her floaties.
"We have scoured exclusive areas for the biggest 'vulvas' and have finally been able to snatch our man." she told them as she walked on a cat.
It is believed that Carey, a giant dick as well as a 'vulva', has been in the clutches of the party-drug capsicum spray for about a day which doesn't account for the cents he's extracted for being good at footy.
The drug, that is made from the semen collected from the diaphragms of middle-aged women, is believed to be sprayed from the arse of a cat.
Carey refused to verify claims he is a hermaphrodite but did offer to do the dishes and mow the lawns.
The scent of a Carey is due to be released from prison soon.
Inmates have told guards that they could eat the arse out of a low duck.
At the uncorking ceremony, Nixon told her drug squad dicks to go and powder their nuzzels because she wasn't ready to parade for them without her floaties.
"We have scoured exclusive areas for the biggest 'vulvas' and have finally been able to snatch our man." she told them as she walked on a cat.
It is believed that Carey, a giant dick as well as a 'vulva', has been in the clutches of the party-drug capsicum spray for about a day which doesn't account for the cents he's extracted for being good at footy.
The drug, that is made from the semen collected from the diaphragms of middle-aged women, is believed to be sprayed from the arse of a cat.
Carey refused to verify claims he is a hermaphrodite but did offer to do the dishes and mow the lawns.
The scent of a Carey is due to be released from prison soon.
Inmates have told guards that they could eat the arse out of a low duck.
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