Carmen Miranda urges Rob Oakeshott to re-think 'fruit-bowl' back-flip
October 5th 2010 01:20
Carmen Miranda, famous for calling Queensland "the banana-republic we had to have", is calling on Independent MP Rob Oakeshott to reconsider his reversal on the controversial 'fruit-bowl' bill.
"Is outrageous," Miranda said, sitting on a few frothy ones, "that any party in this country could be complete without a dancing lady wearing a hat made of fruit. Is completely outrageous."
The Minister for Refreshments and Beverages, Miranda, had earlier crossed the floor of parliament chasing after her lunch which she had dropped from hair many are comparing to Bronwyn Bishop's anal number.
"I am prepare to cross the floor," she said, passing around the hat, "to make sure that we get the ‘prunes' bill passed in the chambers and not with some dirty handshakes behind close doors."
Also the Minister for Relieving Oneself in Public, Miranda, waiting for a vacant seat for "like way more than seventeen minute", subsequently linked Oakeshott to the missing prunes.
"Is outrageous," Miranda said, sitting on a few frothy ones, "that any party in this country could be complete without a dancing lady wearing a hat made of fruit. Is completely outrageous."
The Minister for Refreshments and Beverages, Miranda, had earlier crossed the floor of parliament chasing after her lunch which she had dropped from hair many are comparing to Bronwyn Bishop's anal number.
"I am prepare to cross the floor," she said, passing around the hat, "to make sure that we get the ‘prunes' bill passed in the chambers and not with some dirty handshakes behind close doors."
Also the Minister for Relieving Oneself in Public, Miranda, waiting for a vacant seat for "like way more than seventeen minute", subsequently linked Oakeshott to the missing prunes.
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