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China 'Imports' 'Hated MIlls' to kill 'Master Terrorist'

February 14th 2008 01:22
Chinese officials have called a halt to the crippling writers' stroke to import the female Special Olympian they believe is the reincarnation of Chairperson Mao.

"We bereave very much because of her," one bureaucrat told his duck.

Master in Terrorism Steven Speilberg said he was abandoning his wife and rabbit to live in a house made in China just to have a chance to play in the sand with the triple-jumper.

"I'm worth Mills!", an intoxicated Spielberg told members of the Academy.

Mao has asked to see Spielberg's balance.

Spielberg will commence filming himself in gladwrap to keep fresh.








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