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Chk-Chk Boom shooting witness Clare Werbeloff in YouTube dance remix

May 29th 2009 02:02
CLARE Werbeloff, the so-called “Chk-Chk Boom” woman who became an internet sensation after witnessing a shooting in Sydney’s King Cross red-light district, has inspired a YouTube dance remix.

It follows in the wake of other hit YouTube remixes of Werbeloff's other historically accurate first-hand accounts of wars between well-fed peoples of one nation and less well-fed peoples of the same nation.

Werbeloff, a protege of DJ John Pilger, has teamed up with Fatboy Slim and Nana Maskouri to cover the Butthole Surfer's classic "The American Civil War", to be released on Goebbel's Records to coincide with the fourth coming of John Farnham.

Butthole Surfer's classic "The American Civil War" features MC Abe Lincoln backed by Thomas Jefferson and The Constitution, and cost more American lives to produce than any other single hit, including such triumphs as JFK's "The Vietnam War".

Werbeloff, recounting her time with JFK's project The Vietnam War Explosion, later to be Tricky Dicky's outfit, told of one incident, she dubbed: "The Vietnam Execution", involving "these two gooks" which was actually General Nguyen Ngoc Loan killing Vietcong operative Nguyen Van Lem

"These two gooks were fighting," she said in typical stylee, "Then the yanks moved in and dropped acid," she said tripping, "Then all the green disappeared," she went on, "And it was backed by The Constitution," she said, backing up.

JFK, off his head on bullets, backed by The Constitution did nothing to stop The Mentality which saw to it Third World was impeded from throwing off the shackles of Mental Slavery, not to mention economic, for the purposes of a World Domination Tour.

"It's not a gross simplification," he said, backed by Big Money, "To say that performers like myself and Abe Lincoln would rather the vast masses in these places looking for national identity remain subject to the control of Big Money," he said.

Werbeloff, strangely silent on "The American Civil War", has sung the praises of Karl "The Jew" Marx and The Manifesto, because, in her interpretation of Abe Lincoln's classic covered by Slave Labour, there's more strength in The Union, backed by The Manifesto.



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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 29th 2009 04:00
Karl "The Jew" Marx hahahaha

you know i actually did see a remix of Clare's statement on Youtube, it was pretty catchy

Comment by Norm

May 29th 2009 04:29
I think communism is a capital idea.
Kidding.
Fred Hollows was one.
I'm just a Muslim.
Just.
Have you ever heard the one about the Muslim communist?
He shot himself.

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 29th 2009 04:45
ever heard the one about the creationist scientist?

he tried to bight the ear off Darwin's rottweiler

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 29th 2009 04:47

Comment by Norm

May 29th 2009 23:42
Ever heard the one about Richard Dawkins' Religious Routine?
RDRR!

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