COLONEL GADDAFI WARNS ORBLE'S RULING ELITE ABOUT GROWING FACE OF MEDIA MANIPULATION
February 28th 2011 22:30
Libya's longest serving Prime Minister, Colonel Gaddafi - once described by America's longest serving socialist dictator Ronald Reagan as "going to the same plastic surgeon as Mickey Rourke" - has issued a warning to Orble's governing body to beware of making any more cosmetic changes.
"Make no mistake," Gaddafi wrote to Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon before going under the knife for radical replacements to many of the features of the thing called his face, "because I want to look like Justin Bieber, again," he said before slipping across the border into neighbouring Pakistan.
Ronald Reagan, star of such blockbusters as The Attempted Assassination of a Foreign Despot, and in Pakistan to celebrate the remake of The Illegal Invasion of Iraq, starring George Bush, called on Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon to end the bloodshed with the use of lasers.
Orble's longest serving CEO, no stranger to making radical changes without consulting the people, issued a swift and timely retort that came in the form of urging his followers to refrain from anything that Google might find unfriendly to families such as stealing other people's things and "what mummies and daddies do".
Norm, radically reconstructing the face of things to appeal to his own sense of reality, called on Arnold Schwarzenegger to put his money where his mouth was because, as he put it, "Mr. America has been propping up autocratic governments in the region for ages and now it's Mr. Europe's turn."
"Make no mistake," Gaddafi wrote to Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon before going under the knife for radical replacements to many of the features of the thing called his face, "because I want to look like Justin Bieber, again," he said before slipping across the border into neighbouring Pakistan.
Ronald Reagan, star of such blockbusters as The Attempted Assassination of a Foreign Despot, and in Pakistan to celebrate the remake of The Illegal Invasion of Iraq, starring George Bush, called on Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon to end the bloodshed with the use of lasers.
Orble's longest serving CEO, no stranger to making radical changes without consulting the people, issued a swift and timely retort that came in the form of urging his followers to refrain from anything that Google might find unfriendly to families such as stealing other people's things and "what mummies and daddies do".
Norm, radically reconstructing the face of things to appeal to his own sense of reality, called on Arnold Schwarzenegger to put his money where his mouth was because, as he put it, "Mr. America has been propping up autocratic governments in the region for ages and now it's Mr. Europe's turn."
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Thanks, Chris. I need all the encouragement I can't get.
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