Peter Costello falls on his sword
November 25th 2007 07:21
Costello can now treasure having a mouth in his foot for a change
Organic domestic cleaning implement Peter "The Vacuous Vacuum" Costello has fallen horrifically on his weapon while celebrating his induction into the Johnny Howard Surf Team last night.
The beleaguered dole-bludger told the many tenticles of Biggish Male Sibling that "I don't know who to vote for. I just want a big fattish cheque".
The foot that fell on his weapon has been compared to his mouth by some astute judges of the supreme being.
The appendage, like that of most hemaphrodites, now has a gash the size of his newly filled wallet.
"I'm looking forward to life outside the public eye. I can get a lot more cameras into my shoes that way." said the career upskirt cinematographer.
The shemale can now expect to be collecting payments fortnightly.
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