Crikey.com.au's Stephen Mayne: A Profile with Glenn Milne
November 10th 2008 21:59
Crikey.com.au's spiritualist founding-farter and giant-lapel wearing Machiavellian try-hard and mammoth woolly-woofter and buck-toothed millionaire and motor-mouthed fanatic and middle-crass kiddie-kisser and curtain-picking nagger and tired and true pun-pusher, Stephen Mayne.
"That's all you need to know about an issue," he said. "When I put my considerable weight (63kgs) behind a project you can expect to see a lot of red faces. At least one. When my wife (87kgs) asked me to move the fridge (she dropped her lunch), boy was my face red. I didn't even know we had one (a wife)."
"It's great that I can now use this site as my personal soap box. I really need a good clean. I always feel so dirty," Mayne, a confessed mock-raker, said. "This site gives me something, finally, to stand on that won't slip out from under me. Let me get that for you."
"When it comes to writing - writing anything at all - it's implausible to be able to not invent just a little," the smiling arse-cushion said. "That's why I'm pleased to be able to send my wife down to the shops so she can work off those extra kilos. It's why I ate through the electrical wiring in our bedroom."
"People often ask me, 'Is that your real head?' and I'll tell you what I tell them, 'People often ask me that". You might say that I take things too seriously. Too personally. I'll tell you what I tell others, 'You might say that.' I'm regularly stopped in the street by traffic-lights. You'll have to ask my fridge."
Gut-wrenching fat-guts and paperbagged-plonker and plastic-faced, pastry-eared, word-mincing, women's underwear-wearing, eraser-headed, short-arse, and respected journalist and money-counting word-counter and unabashed dwarf, Glenn Milne.
"That's all you need to know about an issue," he said. "When I put my considerable weight (63kgs) behind a project you can expect to see a lot of red faces. At least one. When my wife (87kgs) asked me to move the fridge (she dropped her lunch), boy was my face red. I didn't even know we had one (a wife)."
"It's great that I can now use this site as my personal soap box. I really need a good clean. I always feel so dirty," Mayne, a confessed mock-raker, said. "This site gives me something, finally, to stand on that won't slip out from under me. Let me get that for you."
"When it comes to writing - writing anything at all - it's implausible to be able to not invent just a little," the smiling arse-cushion said. "That's why I'm pleased to be able to send my wife down to the shops so she can work off those extra kilos. It's why I ate through the electrical wiring in our bedroom."
"People often ask me, 'Is that your real head?' and I'll tell you what I tell them, 'People often ask me that". You might say that I take things too seriously. Too personally. I'll tell you what I tell others, 'You might say that.' I'm regularly stopped in the street by traffic-lights. You'll have to ask my fridge."
Gut-wrenching fat-guts and paperbagged-plonker and plastic-faced, pastry-eared, word-mincing, women's underwear-wearing, eraser-headed, short-arse, and respected journalist and money-counting word-counter and unabashed dwarf, Glenn Milne.
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